Sons of Ivy

So we have this info next year:

 

2017 first round draft order

 

1. Wi

2. Clapp

3. BT

4. Koz

5. Kid

6. Liner

7. Fella

8. PcB

9. Slaw

10. Rapp

 

2017 keeper restrictions

 

Cannot be kept in 2017 because kept the last 3 years:

Le'Veon Bell - Slaw

Antonio Brown - Rapp

Cannot be kept in 2017 because added to roster after end of 2016 regular season:

Atlanta DEF - Liner

Cameron Brate - Slaw

Randall Cobb - Fella

Detroit DEF - Kid

Kenneth Farrow - Liner

Taylor Gabriel - Kid

Ladarius Green - Kid

Derrick Henry - PcB

Dustin Hopkins - Slaw

Dontrelle Inman - Liner

Kansas City DEF - Slaw

Ty Montgomery - Slaw

Adrian Peterson - PcB

San Diego DEF - PcB

Jonathan Stewart - Kid

 

Can be kept 1 more year (2017):

Odell Beckham Jr. - PcB

Brandin Cooks - BT

T.Y. Hilton - Koz

Sammy Watkins - Liner

Can be kept 2 more years (2017 & 2018):

Amari Cooper - Clapp

Zach Ertz - Wi

Devonta Freeman - Koz

Todd Gurley - Slaw

David Johnson - Clapp

Eli Manning - Fella

Brandon Marshall - BT

Donte Moncrief - Fella

Allen Robinson - Rapp

 

Any players on a final 2016 roster but not listed could be kept 3 more years (2017-2019)

Yeah, yeah, congrats, but I'm going to be salty about this one. The one week everyone on his team shows up.

I'm equally salty.  In the first week of the playoffs, my team scored 10 fewer points than any other week of the season and lost by 7.  If I'd have won, I'd have beaten Rapp last week (by 35+ points!).  Then, by my math, I'd have been fewer than 7 points behind you with Dez Bryant still to play for me tonight and projected to score 12.

 

In other words, if my team had just put up its worst regular season week during the first week of the playoffs, I'd be on the verge of winning the championship.

Quote:Yeah, yeah, congrats, but I'm going to be salty about this one. The one week everyone on his team shows up.

 

Hey...it's all about economy. I played my guys like Maddon...so they had more in the tank, and were able to go the distance. Had I played Rodgers and Ivory, we'd have been at around 180 for the week.

 

(Nicely done, Slaw...you always put together exceptionally well-designed teams, and I fully expected to lose this week.)

Quote:I'm equally salty.  In the first week of the playoffs, my team scored 10 fewer points than any other week of the season and lost by 7.  If I'd have won, I'd have beaten Rapp last week (by 35+ points!).  Then, by my math, I'd have been fewer than 7 points behind you with Dez Bryant still to play for me tonight and projected to score 12.

 

In other words, if my team had just put up its worst regular season week during the first week of the playoffs, I'd be on the verge of winning the championship.

 

This is also likely true.

 

On the flip side...if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Sigh.  2 receiving TDs & a passing TD for Dez.  It wouldn't even have been close.

Sure, but you would have been a far bigger Cinderella story than Rapp, so no soup for you.

 

Seriously, Rapp, congrats. Your man meat tastes like salt.

Quote:I'm equally salty.  In the first week of the playoffs, my team scored 10 fewer points than any other week of the season and lost by 7.  If I'd have won, I'd have beaten Rapp last week (by 35+ points!).  Then, by my math, I'd have been fewer than 7 points behind you with Dez Bryant still to play for me tonight and projected to score 12.

 

In other words, if my team had just put up its worst regular season week during the first week of the playoffs, I'd be on the verge of winning the championship.

 

I made the playoffs in the other 3 leagues I'm in. I was the number 1 seed in 2 of them and had byes. I had Kirk Cousins in all of them, who decided to shit the bed in week 15. That's a bad week to shit the bed. I would have easily won the Super bowl in all 3 leagues this week if he had just had a normal week. 

Paid Rapp 135 (160 minus the 25 he owed)

Paid Slaw 65

Congrats Rapp

Quote:Paid Rapp 135 (160 minus the 25 he owed)

Paid Slaw 65

Hey...I said I was sorry!

Quote:Congrats Rapp

 

Thanks, friend...quite a run for you this year, too.

Quote:Sure, but you would have been a far bigger Cinderella story than Rapp, so no soup for you.

 

Seriously, Rapp, congrats. Your man meat tastes like salt.

 

Yeah...I'm the Cinderella Boy.

 

It actually does taste like salt, Slaw...kind of an artisan thing.

We doing this thing?

We better be.