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The most amazing player comparison of ALL TIME!!
#1
I'm just setting the stage here for PcB, because he called me to ask for some player stats. He is preparing to make the most amazing comparison anyone has seen at any point in history. You will be enthralled with the depth in which he details all aspects of these two players. Your panties will sag from the moisture you emit after your eyeballs are blown out of their sockets and your collective minds shatter from the onslaught of knowledge bombs that will soon erupt all over this message board. So wait anxiously and patiently as I cover the room in plastic sheets, bolt the doors and cover the windows. It's about to get heavy...
If Angelo had picked McClellin, I would have been expecting to hear by training camp that kid has stage 4 cancer, is actually 5'2" 142 lbs, is a chick who played in a 7 - 0 defensive scheme who only rotated in on downs which were 3 and 34 yds + so is not expecting to play a down in the NFL until the sex change is complete and she puts on another 100 lbs. + but this is Emery's first pick so he'll get a pass with a bit of questioning. - 1060Ivy
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#2
Best. Intro. Ever.
@TheBlogfines
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#3
You mean <i>this</i>?

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Most Similar Batters through Age 28

1. Darryl Strawberry (921)
2. Jose Canseco (907)
3. Harmon Killebrew (903) *
4. Rocky Colavito (896)
5. Reggie Jackson (891) *
6. Troy Glaus (869)
7. Tom Brunansky (867)
8. Barry Bonds (862)
9. Roger Maris (861)
10. Boog Powell (857)

* - Signifies Hall of Famer<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
There's nothing better than to realize that the good things about youth don't end with youth itself. It's a matter of realizing that life can be renewed every day you get out of bed without baggage. It's tough to get there, but it's better than the dark thoughts. -Lance
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#4
I'm looking forward to this...
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#5
I'm pitchin a tent already.
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#6
I hope it involves Nick Swisher
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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#7
You are blowing my mind grapes.
I wish that I believed in Fate. I wish I didn't sleep so late. I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders.
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#8
<!--quoteo(post=35585:date=May 5 2009, 01:29 AM:name=KBwsb)-->QUOTE (KBwsb @ May 5 2009, 01:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You mean <i>this</i>?

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE <!--quotec-->Most Similar Batters through Age 28

1. Darryl Strawberry (921)
2. Jose Canseco (907)
3. Harmon Killebrew (903) *
4. Rocky Colavito (896)
5. Reggie Jackson (891) *
6. Troy Glaus (869)
7. Tom Brunansky (867)
8. Barry Bonds (862)
9. Roger Maris (861)
10. Boog Powell (857)

* - Signifies Hall of Famer<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Not Swisher
There's nothing better than to realize that the good things about youth don't end with youth itself. It's a matter of realizing that life can be renewed every day you get out of bed without baggage. It's tough to get there, but it's better than the dark thoughts. -Lance
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#9
When is this going to happen? I can't handle the suspense.
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#10
Take a look. And no, this isn't some stupid Rick Roll.
I got nothin'.


Andy
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#11
So is the comparison between Adam Dunn and Reggie Jackson?
I got nothin'.


Andy
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#12
<!--quoteo(post=35585:date=May 5 2009, 01:29 AM:name=KBwsb)-->QUOTE (KBwsb @ May 5 2009, 01:29 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You mean <i>this</i>?

<!--quoteo--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE <!--quotec-->Most Similar Batters through Age 28

1. Darryl Strawberry (921)
2. Jose Canseco (907)
3. Harmon Killebrew (903) *
4. Rocky Colavito (896)
5. Reggie Jackson (891) *
6. Troy Glaus (869)
7. Tom Brunansky (867)
8. Barry Bonds (862)
9. Roger Maris (861)
10. Boog Powell (857)

* - Signifies Hall of Famer<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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keep in mind, killebrew was not a first ballot hall of famer. jackson and bonds are legit, but the rest of those guys were either decent or outright average. adam dunn fits in well with those guys, good players, but not even close to hall of fame material.
Wang.
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#13
6 of those 10 guys won MVP's, while Colavito placed in the top 5 numerous times, and Strawberry finished 2nd once, and 3rd once. I'd say they're slightly better than "decent or outright average," as a group.
There's nothing better than to realize that the good things about youth don't end with youth itself. It's a matter of realizing that life can be renewed every day you get out of bed without baggage. It's tough to get there, but it's better than the dark thoughts. -Lance
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#14
<!--quoteo(post=35674:date=May 5 2009, 02:07 PM:name=KBwsb)-->QUOTE (KBwsb @ May 5 2009, 02:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->6 of those 10 guys won MVP's, while Colavito placed in the top 5 numerous times, and Strawberry finished 2nd once. I'd say they're slightly better than "decent or outright average," as a group.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


tom brunansky and troy glaus are on that list. maris was a three year wonder. strawberry was vastly overrated.

willie hernandez won an mvp. stew on that for a while.
Wang.
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#15
Lots of guys in the Hall of Fame never won an MVP.
There's nothing better than to realize that the good things about youth don't end with youth itself. It's a matter of realizing that life can be renewed every day you get out of bed without baggage. It's tough to get there, but it's better than the dark thoughts. -Lance
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