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Lets give every Cub player a nickname
#1
lets hear some good clever submissions.
Wang.
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#2
I think we should call Fukudome "Fuk." It'd be funny and naughty at the same time.
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#3
Milton Bradley -- Pandæmonium (or Pandemonium). Pandemonium is the capitol of hell in the epic poem, <i>Paradise Lost,</i> by...wait for it...John <b>Milton.</b>

Damn...that's good.

Fukudome -- I still like Mr. Sparkle. Raw Fish would be acceptable, too.

I need to brainstorm some new ones...
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#4
Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).
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#5
Join me or die. Can you do any less?

Hey, where did the emoticon go?
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB

Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight

RIP Sarge
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#6
Kevin Gregg -- Greg RN.

It doesn't make any sense, but it's one of my favorite throwaway lines in Meet the Parents.

Jack Byrnes: Jinx knows not to use that toilet and even if he did, he'd never flush it.
Greg Focker: What does it matter?
Jack Byrnes: The matter, <b>Greg RN,</b> is that when this toilet is flushed, it runs, and when you have a septic tank that's nearly full and a toilet that's been running all night, then you could have a hell of a problem.
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#7
<!--quoteo(post=23828:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:45 PM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Mar 18 2009, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Join me or die. Can you do any less?

Hey, where did the emoticon go?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#8
<!--quoteo(post=23827:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I don't see it. Other than red facial hair and a bit of an under bite.

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I got nothin'.


Andy
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#9
<!--quoteo(post=23835:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM:name=Andy)-->QUOTE (Andy @ Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=23827:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I don't see it. Other than red facial hair and a bit of an under bite.

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Close enough. If he wasn't bald (or if he was wearing a hat), he'd look like your twin brother.
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#10
<!--quoteo(post=23836:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:08 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 02:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=23835:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM:name=Andy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Andy @ Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=23827:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I don't see it. Other than red facial hair and a bit of an under bite.

[Image: GAUDIN%20HEADSHOT5.jpg]
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Close enough. If he wasn't bald (or if he was wearing a hat), he'd look like your twin brother.
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You be the judge.
I got nothin'.


Andy
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#11
That's pretty close, dude.

I can't believe I'm not getting any love for Pandemonium. That nickname works on so many levels...
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#12
This thread sucks.
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#13
I like Spanky McSoggybottom for Fontenot and Landing Strip for Reed Johnson.
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB

Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight

RIP Sarge
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#14
Alex Gonzalez walk off HR against the Cardinals in 2003, I remember jumping around my house after that one. He had just hit a walk off in another game a few days earlier too.
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#15
<!--quoteo(post=23850:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:17 PM:name=Fella)-->QUOTE (Fella @ Mar 18 2009, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Alex Gonzalez walk off HR against the Cardinals in 2003, I remember jumping around my house after that one. He had just hit a walk off in another game a few days earlier too.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Fuck that nickname.
@TheBlogfines
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