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Lets give every Cub player a nickname - veryzer - 03-18-2009
lets hear some good clever submissions.
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Coldneck - 03-18-2009
I think we should call Fukudome "Fuk." It'd be funny and naughty at the same time.
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Butcher - 03-18-2009
Milton Bradley -- Pandæmonium (or Pandemonium). Pandemonium is the capitol of hell in the epic poem, <i>Paradise Lost,</i> by...wait for it...John <b>Milton.</b>
Damn...that's good.
Fukudome -- I still like Mr. Sparkle. Raw Fish would be acceptable, too.
I need to brainstorm some new ones...
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Butcher - 03-18-2009
Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Jody - 03-18-2009
Join me or die. Can you do any less?
Hey, where did the emoticon go?
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Butcher - 03-18-2009
Kevin Gregg -- Greg RN.
It doesn't make any sense, but it's one of my favorite throwaway lines in Meet the Parents.
Jack Byrnes: Jinx knows not to use that toilet and even if he did, he'd never flush it.
Greg Focker: What does it matter?
Jack Byrnes: The matter, <b>Greg RN,</b> is that when this toilet is flushed, it runs, and when you have a septic tank that's nearly full and a toilet that's been running all night, then you could have a hell of a problem.
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Butcher - 03-18-2009
<!--quoteo(post=23828:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:45 PM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Mar 18 2009, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Join me or die. Can you do any less?
Hey, where did the emoticon go?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Andy - 03-18-2009
<!--quoteo(post=23827:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't see it. Other than red facial hair and a bit of an under bite.
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Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Butcher - 03-18-2009
<!--quoteo(post=23835:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM:name=Andy)-->QUOTE (Andy @ Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=23827:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't see it. Other than red facial hair and a bit of an under bite.
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Close enough. If he wasn't bald (or if he was wearing a hat), he'd look like your twin brother.
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Andy - 03-18-2009
<!--quoteo(post=23836:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:08 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 02:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=23835:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM:name=Andy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Andy @ Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=23827:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I don't see it. Other than red facial hair and a bit of an under bite.
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Close enough. If he wasn't bald (or if he was wearing a hat), he'd look like your twin brother.
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![[Image: andy.jpg]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/pithed2/andy.jpg)
You be the judge.
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Butcher - 03-18-2009
That's pretty close, dude.
I can't believe I'm not getting any love for Pandemonium. That nickname works on so many levels...
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - ruby23 - 03-18-2009
This thread sucks.
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Jody - 03-18-2009
I like Spanky McSoggybottom for Fontenot and Landing Strip for Reed Johnson.
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Fella - 03-18-2009
Alex Gonzalez walk off HR against the Cardinals in 2003, I remember jumping around my house after that one. He had just hit a walk off in another game a few days earlier too.
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - Clapp - 03-18-2009
<!--quoteo(post=23850:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:17 PM:name=Fella)-->QUOTE (Fella @ Mar 18 2009, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Alex Gonzalez walk off HR against the Cardinals in 2003, I remember jumping around my house after that one. He had just hit a walk off in another game a few days earlier too.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Fuck that nickname.