Lets give every Cub player a nickname

[veryzer]

lets hear some good clever submissions.

[Coldneck]

I think we should call Fukudome "Fuk." It'd be funny and naughty at the same time.

[Butcher]

Milton Bradley -- Pandæmonium (or Pandemonium). Pandemonium is the capitol of hell in the epic poem, <i>Paradise Lost,</i> by...wait for it...John <b>Milton.</b>

Damn...that's good.

Fukudome -- I still like Mr. Sparkle. Raw Fish would be acceptable, too.

I need to brainstorm some new ones...

[Butcher]

Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).

[Jody]

Join me or die. Can you do any less?

Hey, where did the emoticon go?

[Butcher]

Kevin Gregg -- Greg RN.

It doesn't make any sense, but it's one of my favorite throwaway lines in Meet the Parents.

Jack Byrnes: Jinx knows not to use that toilet and even if he did, he'd never flush it.
Greg Focker: What does it matter?
Jack Byrnes: The matter, <b>Greg RN,</b> is that when this toilet is flushed, it runs, and when you have a septic tank that's nearly full and a toilet that's been running all night, then you could have a hell of a problem.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=23828:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:45 PM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Mar 18 2009, 01:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Join me or die. Can you do any less?

Hey, where did the emoticon go?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

[Andy]

<!--quoteo(post=23827:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I don't see it. Other than red facial hair and a bit of an under bite.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=23835:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM:name=Andy)-->QUOTE (Andy @ Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=23827:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I don't see it. Other than red facial hair and a bit of an under bite.


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Close enough. If he wasn't bald (or if he was wearing a hat), he'd look like your twin brother.

[Andy]

<!--quoteo(post=23836:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:08 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 02:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=23835:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM:name=Andy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Andy @ Mar 18 2009, 02:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=23827:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 18 2009, 01:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Chad Gaudin -- AndyM, or Lucky SOB (see Cubs Wives thread).<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I don't see it. Other than red facial hair and a bit of an under bite.


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Close enough. If he wasn't bald (or if he was wearing a hat), he'd look like your twin brother.
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You be the judge.

[Butcher]

That's pretty close, dude.

I can't believe I'm not getting any love for Pandemonium. That nickname works on so many levels...

[ruby23]

This thread sucks.

[Jody]

I like Spanky McSoggybottom for Fontenot and Landing Strip for Reed Johnson.

[Fella]

Alex Gonzalez walk off HR against the Cardinals in 2003, I remember jumping around my house after that one. He had just hit a walk off in another game a few days earlier too.

[Clapp]

<!--quoteo(post=23850:date=Mar 18 2009, 02:17 PM:name=Fella)-->QUOTE (Fella @ Mar 18 2009, 02:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Alex Gonzalez walk off HR against the Cardinals in 2003, I remember jumping around my house after that one. He had just hit a walk off in another game a few days earlier too.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Fuck that nickname.