MLB News & Notes (other than Cubs or Sox)

[rok]

Perhaps he's bartending at night.

[wvcubsfan]

[quote name='rok' timestamp='1359743160' post='201707']

Perhaps he's bartending at night.

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[funkster]

Joe Strauss just tweeted the Cards have scheduled a presser about their rotation and its "no bueno". That's a shame.

[chshdsck]

Carpenter out for 2013. A shame indeed.

[1060Ivy]

Just provided the following over on BN:





"Effect on Cards season – Cards will win more 8-5 games than 8-2 games.



Carpenter was a great pitcher but Cardinals have a number of young arms in their top rated system to get by without him.



BTW, until an official “I’m retired” or “He’s dead” announcement, I never count out a Cardinals’ pitcher. Guess it’s something in the water. Yeah, the water."

[funkster]

When I initially saw the tweet I tweeted Ace "Let me guess, Carpenter's arm fell off". Guess i wasn't far.

[Butcher]

Carp can go ahead and eat a dick.

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

He can finally live out his dream of being the living sex doll of the Romanian 101st Circus-Bear-Trainer Brigade.

[funkster]

Well here's a shocker.



[url="http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ryan-braun-s-name-listed-in-biogenesis-clinic-records-235650670.html"]http://sports.yahoo.com/news/ryan-braun-s-name-listed-in-biogenesis-clinic-records-235650670.html[/url]

[Coach]

Great timing for this article on Braun



http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=...b&c_id=mlb

[Brock]

Braun's statement is such a joke. He used this bosch guy as a consultant on his appeal case? Yeah right.

[jstraw]

[quote name='Coach' timestamp='1360117070' post='201817']

Great timing for this article on Braun



[url="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20130202&content_id=41356614&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb"]http://mlb.mlb.com/n...ws_mlb&c_id=mlb[/url]

[/quote]

Excellent.

[BT]

[quote name='Brock' timestamp='1360118741' post='201820']

Braun's statement is such a joke. He used this bosch guy as a consultant on his appeal case? Yeah right.

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He was just giving him a ride home, just like Eddie Murphy.

[Bricklayer]

[quote name='Bricklayer' timestamp='1359509267' post='201652']

[quote name='Brock' timestamp='1359500058' post='201650']

Wake me up when Braun's name is on one of these lists.

[/quote]



Well, one of the people implicated is Jimmy Goins, University of Miami baseball's assistant strength and conditioning coach since 2004.



Take a wild guess where Braun went to college?



Wakey wakey, hands off your snakey.

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Connect the dots bitches.

[rok]

Carp and Braun can go fuck themselves.