MLB News & Notes (other than Cubs or Sox)

[vitaminB]

I think the Bryce Harper / Kris Bryant debate will center on health in about five years.  Have a feeling Bryce has a lot of Tulo in him.

[jstraw]

Is Tulo the band name for the cream or the clear?

[Andy]

Tulowitzki?  As in he'll be great but regularly injured?

[Bricklayer]

No, he's saying Harper is a power bottom and Tulo has a big dick. That's how I read it.

[Runnys]

I never knew there was a band named Tulo.

[rok]

No, he's saying Harper is a power bottom and Tulo has a big dick. That's how I read it.

I'm not sure how you could interpret it any other way.

[jstraw]

My dick is more Altuve than Tulo.

[funkster]

No, he's saying Harper is a power bottom and Tulo has a big dick. That's how I read it.

[jeffy]

My dick is more Altuve than Tulo.

At least it's scrappy.

[vitaminB]

Tulowitzki?  As in he'll be great but regularly injured?

 

Yeah, but also that gay steroid stuff too. 

[jstraw]

I think the Angels could stand to exercise a bit more oversight with their affiliates.

 

http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd...9&sid=t519

[Kid]

The thing is that if that was really what they were planning to do with the night, that's pretty funny.

[rok]

I think the Angels could stand to exercise a bit more oversight with their affiliates.

 

http://www.milb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd...9&sid=t519

What Kid said. That promotion would be funny as a skit on a hipster comedy show, but really has no place in professional sports. Whoever signed off on this needs to feel the ax.

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

I find the promotion funny, but I just don't think we're ready for corporate-sponsored ironic promotions dealing with race just yet.

[Runnys]

Scherzer is perfect through 8 against Pitt.