07-01-2009, 04:34 PM
I went to the game in Pittsburgh on Monday with my wife:
1. PNC Park is the nicest I've been to.
2. Aramis was mashing the ball during BP
3. Dempster was "softball pitching" to Koyie Hill. Seriously.
4. Lilly and Marmol were taking hard grounders at short stop.
5. My wife said she'd screw Randy Wells. I agreed.
6. Sat right behind HP and Harden's change up is ridiculous. Still hoping we don't resign him.
7. Got yelled at by hoffpauir for calling him Marshall.
8. Soriano is terrible. Freel is worse.
9. Fontenot was doing the moonwalk to a Michael Jackson tribute. Sick.
10. We ain't winning dick this year.
1. PNC Park is the nicest I've been to.
2. Aramis was mashing the ball during BP
3. Dempster was "softball pitching" to Koyie Hill. Seriously.
4. Lilly and Marmol were taking hard grounders at short stop.
5. My wife said she'd screw Randy Wells. I agreed.
6. Sat right behind HP and Harden's change up is ridiculous. Still hoping we don't resign him.
7. Got yelled at by hoffpauir for calling him Marshall.
8. Soriano is terrible. Freel is worse.
9. Fontenot was doing the moonwalk to a Michael Jackson tribute. Sick.
10. We ain't winning dick this year.