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SOI v. the LLWS
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02-17-2011, 03:51 PM
<!--quoteo(post=130683:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:50 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Feb 17 2011, 01:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130681:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:49 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Feb 17 2011, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130678:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:47 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Feb 17 2011, 01:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130677:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:46 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Feb 17 2011, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130673:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:43 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Feb 17 2011, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->What if the team consisted of a bunch of guys like me? I could play first or maybe the outfield, but if you have Jody at short and straw at third and rapp at second and some of our big boys in the outfield and a drunken pcb pitching, how do you think we'd fare?

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drunken pitching is just like drunken bowling. I'd throw a no hitter.
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You'd get in a fight with the other team and Scarey would have to protect you.
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I'm pretty sure I could beat up a 12 year old.
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I would need Scareys help for that.

Could you beat up 9 twelve year olds?
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02-17-2011, 04:13 PM
<!--quoteo(post=130683:date=Feb 17 2011, 02:50 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Feb 17 2011, 02:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130681:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:49 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Feb 17 2011, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130678:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:47 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Feb 17 2011, 01:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130677:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:46 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Feb 17 2011, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130673:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:43 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Feb 17 2011, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->What if the team consisted of a bunch of guys like me? I could play first or maybe the outfield, but if you have Jody at short and straw at third and rapp at second and some of our big boys in the outfield and a drunken pcb pitching, how do you think we'd fare?

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drunken pitching is just like drunken bowling. I'd throw a no hitter.
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You'd get in a fight with the other team and Scarey would have to protect you.
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I'm pretty sure I could beat up a 12 year old.
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Could you beat up 9 twelve year olds?
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02-17-2011, 04:26 PM
I would relish the opportunity where I could beat up nine 12 year olds and not feel bad about it. It would probably be the most fun I have had or ever will have in my entire life.
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02-17-2011, 05:55 PM
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You would get destroyed.
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02-17-2011, 06:27 PM
Nine 12 year olds could do a lot of damage. Especially in my neighborhood.
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02-17-2011, 09:26 PM
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You would get destroyed.
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What about 12 nine year olds?
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02-17-2011, 09:38 PM
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02-17-2011, 09:48 PM
<!--quoteo(post=130683:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:50 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Feb 17 2011, 01:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130681:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:49 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Feb 17 2011, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130678:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:47 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Feb 17 2011, 01:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130677:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:46 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Feb 17 2011, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=130673:date=Feb 17 2011, 01:43 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Feb 17 2011, 01:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->What if the team consisted of a bunch of guys like me? I could play first or maybe the outfield, but if you have Jody at short and straw at third and rapp at second and some of our big boys in the outfield and a drunken pcb pitching, how do you think we'd fare?

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drunken pitching is just like drunken bowling. I'd throw a no hitter.
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You'd get in a fight with the other team and Scarey would have to protect you.
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I'm pretty sure I could beat up a 12 year old.
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Could you beat up 9 twelve year olds?
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They need to expand this for more ages:

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02-17-2011, 10:04 PM
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02-17-2011, 11:07 PM
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02-18-2011, 12:40 AM
23. I'd seriously f those kids up.
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02-18-2011, 10:18 AM
I could take on hundreds of those little bastards if I was allowed to use a scythe.
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02-18-2011, 10:30 AM
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02-18-2011, 12:24 PM
25. My reach and height have to be severe limitations there.

And BZ, I would send every one of those 12 year olds to the hospital... or worse.
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02-18-2011, 12:27 PM
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I'm curious about the answers you provided.

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