James Russell

[Coldneck]

You always know what you're up against when one pulls out the homophobe card.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=83898:date=Mar 22 2010, 12:14 PM:name=CHC5151)-->QUOTE (CHC5151 @ Mar 22 2010, 12:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->for the record, 95% of you in here on this "cubs fan forum" are fuckin morons. the one thing all of you seem to know NOTHING about, let alone talk about, is baseball or the cubs. go sign onto old school AOL, and start a chat room if all of you wanna do is sit there n talk to one another or talk shit about each other like a bunch of faggots<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Easy there, hombre.

In case you haven't already figured it out (and it appears that you have), this site isn't NSBB. We talk plenty of baseball here, but it's also "the corner bar." If you want to have a more intellectual discussion about the Cubs/baseball, then this isn't the place. If you want to shoot the shit with other Cubs fans (and sometimes veer way off topic), then you'll find that you have a home here.

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

<!--quoteo(post=83898:date=Mar 22 2010, 01:14 PM:name=CHC5151)-->QUOTE (CHC5151 @ Mar 22 2010, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->for the record, 95% of you in here on this "cubs fan forum" are fuckin morons. the one thing all of you seem to know NOTHING about, let alone talk about, is baseball or the cubs. go sign onto old school AOL, and start a chat room if all of you wanna do is sit there n talk to one another or talk shit about each other like a bunch of faggots<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or it could be that most of us "ignorant" fans see rapidly updated discussions on who is going to make it in this pitiful pen as having all the allure and utility of arguing for a spot for Felix Heredia, Dan Serafini, Brad Woodall, and Brian McNichol in 1999.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=83909:date=Mar 22 2010, 12:28 PM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Mar 22 2010, 12:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=83898:date=Mar 22 2010, 01:14 PM:name=CHC5151)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CHC5151 @ Mar 22 2010, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->for the record, 95% of you in here on this "cubs fan forum" are fuckin morons. the one thing all of you seem to know NOTHING about, let alone talk about, is baseball or the cubs. go sign onto old school AOL, and start a chat room if all of you wanna do is sit there n talk to one another or talk shit about each other like a bunch of faggots<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or it could be that most of us "ignorant" fans see rapidly updated discussions on who is going to make it in this pitiful pen as having all the allure and utility of arguing for a spot for Felix Heredia, Dan Serafini, Brad Woodall, and Brian McNichol in 1999.
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VanSlaw wins.

[Jody]

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If we're all a bunch of gay morons then why do you keep asking the same stupid fucking questions?! Here's what I think you want to hear so I'll just give it to you, "Yes, Parisi will stick in our bullpen and be the next fucking coming of Mariano Riviera and he will bring the Cubs to the promise land with his ability to hold runners." Are you fucking happy now you fucking twat?!

[rok]

<!--quoteo(post=83909:date=Mar 22 2010, 12:28 PM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Mar 22 2010, 12:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=83898:date=Mar 22 2010, 01:14 PM:name=CHC5151)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CHC5151 @ Mar 22 2010, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->for the record, 95% of you in here on this "cubs fan forum" are fuckin morons. the one thing all of you seem to know NOTHING about, let alone talk about, is baseball or the cubs. go sign onto old school AOL, and start a chat room if all of you wanna do is sit there n talk to one another or talk shit about each other like a bunch of faggots<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or it could be that most of us "ignorant" fans see rapidly updated discussions on who is going to make it in this pitiful pen as having all the allure and utility of arguing for a spot for Felix Heredia, Dan Serafini, Brad Woodall, and Brian McNichol in 1999.
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None of which hold a candle to the incomparable talent that is Mike Parisi, former Cardinal Great, ESQ.

[PcB]

<!--quoteo(post=83898:date=Mar 22 2010, 12:14 PM:name=CHC5151)-->QUOTE (CHC5151 @ Mar 22 2010, 12:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->for the record, 95% of you in here on this "cubs fan forum" are fuckin morons. the one thing all of you seem to know NOTHING about, let alone talk about, is baseball or the cubs. go sign onto old school AOL, and start a chat room if all of you wanna do is sit there n talk to one another or talk shit about each other like a bunch of faggots<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hey bitch, let me make this clear. You are unwanted here. Posting the same stupid shit in 5 different threads don't mean you know shit, it means you're a fucktard. Everybody on this site, including Anno can run circles around you in terms of baseball knowledge. Leave, just turn your computer off and go color. This site isn't for you. Not because you're too smart, but because you're an ignorant asshole.

[MW4]

Who pissed in his Cherrios?

Oh...never mind

[ColoradoCub]

<!--quoteo(post=83909:date=Mar 22 2010, 11:28 AM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Mar 22 2010, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=83898:date=Mar 22 2010, 01:14 PM:name=CHC5151)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CHC5151 @ Mar 22 2010, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->for the record, 95% of you in here on this "cubs fan forum" are fuckin morons. the one thing all of you seem to know NOTHING about, let alone talk about, is baseball or the cubs. go sign onto old school AOL, and start a chat room if all of you wanna do is sit there n talk to one another or talk shit about each other like a bunch of faggots<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or it could be that most of us "ignorant" fans see rapidly updated discussions on who is going to make it in this pitiful pen as having all the allure and utility of arguing for a spot for Felix Heredia, Dan Serafini, Brad Woodall, and Brian McNichol in 1999.
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[veryzer]

Ummmmm....just because I like buttfucking men, doesn't mean I'm a faggot. And just because I thought you scored touchdowns in baseball, doesn't mean I don't know anything about the sport. And just because I thought Cubs were baby tigers, doesn't mean I don't know anything about the team.

But I did stick up for you, so I'm definitely a moron.

[ruby23]

Boop? Beep? Bop?

[Rappster]

<!--quoteo(post=83909:date=Mar 22 2010, 12:28 PM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Mar 22 2010, 12:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=83898:date=Mar 22 2010, 01:14 PM:name=CHC5151)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CHC5151 @ Mar 22 2010, 01:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->for the record, 95% of you in here on this "cubs fan forum" are fuckin morons. the one thing all of you seem to know NOTHING about, let alone talk about, is baseball or the cubs. go sign onto old school AOL, and start a chat room if all of you wanna do is sit there n talk to one another or talk shit about each other like a bunch of faggots<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Or it could be that most of us "ignorant" fans see rapidly updated discussions on who is going to make it in this pitiful pen as having all the allure and utility of arguing for a spot for Felix Heredia, Dan Serafini, Brad Woodall, and Brian McNichol in 1999.
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I've always loved you.

But, if Dan Serafini can be pulled away from whatever pizzeria hired him, I would be totally cool with that...

[jstraw]

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Sphincter, dear-heart...we ARE a bunch of faggots. This is a gay Cub's fan's forum. We bang women for fun but we're SERIOUS about the man-love. You're welcome to stay but you have to be a bottom for the first six months.

Now do something useful and rub some of <i>this</i> on both of <i>these</i>.

[Jody]

Needs to be a power bottom.

[jstraw]

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I couldn't care less, though it would be better for him.