03-24-2010, 01:27 PM
<!--quoteo(post=84321:date=Mar 24 2010, 12:16 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 24 2010, 12:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If I were Jeter for a day, I'd construct a gigantic, complex Rube Goldberg type of device that ends with an anvil dropping on his balls from 50 feet up. Then I'd time it just right so I could place my (Jeter's) junk underneath the point of anvil impact right before my day of being Jeter is over.
That way, when Jeter goes back to being himself (and me being myself, of course), he'll see a gumball roll down a series of ramps, knocking over dominoes, spinning around little flags, etc. And he'll realize, just a second too late, that the device ends with his balls being smashed into oblivion.
That's what I'd do.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Funny, I had the exact same idea, only it involved Nick Swisher.
That way, when Jeter goes back to being himself (and me being myself, of course), he'll see a gumball roll down a series of ramps, knocking over dominoes, spinning around little flags, etc. And he'll realize, just a second too late, that the device ends with his balls being smashed into oblivion.
That's what I'd do.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Funny, I had the exact same idea, only it involved Nick Swisher.