MLB News & Notes (other than Cubs or Sox)

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

Better record currently, perhaps, but I think the Sox will finish above the Twins and probably the Royals.

[rok]

Better record currently, perhaps, but I think the Sox will finish above the Twins and probably the Royals.

I think they are better than the Twins, but would still give the edge to the Royals over the Sox. I do expect the Indians to wake up at some point though and battle for 3rd place.

[Butcher]

Better record currently, perhaps, but I think the Sox will finish above the Twins and probably the Royals.

The Twins, maybe. The Royals? Not a chance.

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

I would bet you one bacon-less Burger that the socks have a better record than the Royals by season's end. If I lose, I'll eat a Burger with bacon on it.

[funkster]

I forget, what's your "beef" with bacon?

[vitaminB]

I forget, what's your "beef" with bacon?

 

He refuses to worship false idols.

 

[Butcher]

I would bet you one bacon-less Burger that the socks have a better record than the Royals by season's end. If I lose, I'll eat a Burger with bacon on it.

 

This bet is confusing to me. What happens if I lose?

[Kid]

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I would bet you one bacon-less Burger that the socks have a better record than the Royals by season's end. If I lose, I'll eat a Burger with bacon on it.

 

This bet is confusing to me. What happens if I lose?</blockquote>
Clown Pounding 2: The Repoundening

[Butcher]

 

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I would bet you one bacon-less Burger that the socks have a better record than the Royals by season's end. If I lose, I'll eat a Burger with bacon on it.

 

This bet is confusing to me. What happens if I lose?</blockquote>
Clown Pounding 2: The Repoundening
 


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[jstraw]

I'm thinking open-faced, double quarter-poundering.

[rok]

I think this needs to happen.

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

I flagellate you with a pound of bacon. Naturally, as Kid suggested, you are dressed as a clown.

[Butcher]

Huh. That seems fair. You lose; you eat a burger with bacon on it. I lose; I get raped and beaten.

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

Same difference.

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

Honestly, I was joking about the bet, but I'd be happy to do a bet anyway. I really do believe the Royals are due for a massive cratering.