MLB News & Notes (other than Cubs or Sox)

[jstraw]

That might be the best shit-eating grin in history.

[Bricklayer]

Well, the night certainly didn't get any better for ol dirty thity douchenozzle.  This happend in the same game

 

[jstraw]

The gift that keeps on giving.

[jeffy]

Couldn't happen to a better guy.

[funkster]

Sad day in Brohio.

[Bricklayer]

Perhaps it's just me, but the headline from the put out, I thought was completely filthy and hilarious.  "Pena's slick 'D' nails Nick"  

 

Think about it, that entire sentence screams penis

[CubbieBlues]

I hope we can get a significantly better haul for Garza than the crap on a stick the Marlins received for Nolasco. That said, that move appears to be about the money saved, not the return in prospects. Still a shitty deal, if you claim to be a baseball organization.

Therein lies the problem to your quandary. The Marlins in no way represent an actual baseball organization.

[Andy]

Perhaps it's just me, but the headline from the put out, I thought was completely filthy and hilarious.  "Pena's slick '==D' nails Nick"  

 

Think about it, that entire sentence screams penis

Add a couple == and it's even better.

[chshdsck]

Why?!?!

 

http://www.shermanreport.com/put-it-on-b...cumentary/

[jstraw]

To torture your soul.

[funkster]

They must already be running out of ideas.

[rok]

This should be some great new material in this, so I won't complain.

[Kid]

You stay classy, Chad Gaudin.

 

San Francisco Giants pitcher Chad Gaudin has been charged with lewdness after police say he touched the breast of a woman on a gurney at a Las Vegas hospital earlier this year.
 

Gaudin, 30, was arrested by Las Vegas police on Jan. 27, although the arrest was not publicized. The Clark County District Attorney’s office charged Gaudin with open and gross lewdness, a gross misdemeanor, earlier this month.

 

According to police, Gaudin was drunk about 4:30 a.m. when he approached a 23-year-old woman on a gurney at Desert Springs Hospital, three miles east of the Las Vegas Strip.

 

The woman told police she was lying on a gurney in the emergency room lobby when Gaudin appeared, told her “she was gorgeous” and touched her face and breast, she said.

 

A witness heard Gaudin say, “I will take care of you, don’t worry about them,” to the woman and then saw him touch her face, leg and breast, according to a police report.

 

A paramedic also saw the incident and told Gaudin to stay away from the woman, but Gaudin refused. Hospital security held Gaudin down until police arrived.

 

“Gaudin was still yelling and using profanity,” when police arrived, the arresting officer wrote in his report.

 

“I asked Gaudin several times how he ended up at the hospital and each time he told me that he didn’t know,” the officer wrote.

 

“Gaudin appeared to be intoxicated. He had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes, trouble standing still, obeying commands, an odor of alcoholic beverages and couldn’t repeat his house number, where he lives, the same way twice in a row.”

 

Police did not say why the victim was hospitalized, citing privacy laws.

 

Gaudin appeared in 23 games for the Giants this season, posting a 2.44 ERA. The right-handed pitcher has started five games, including his last appearance Sunday against the Los Angeles Dodgers.

 

In addition to the Giants, Gaudin has pitched for the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, Toronto Blue Jays, Oakland Athletics, Chicago Cubs, San Diego Padres, New York Yankees, Washington Nationals and the Miami Marlins since his Major League Baseball debut in 2003.

 

Gaudin has been married since 2011.

 

Link

[chshdsck]

This should be some great new material in this, so I won't complain.

 

I wonder how much is actually "new"? From the little I've listened to him, he always seems to telling old stories in the booth.

 

"Back when I played....."

[funkster]

Oh wow.