New Folks and Guests... Please Read

[rok]

Welcome to our humble site. Make yourself at home, and explore the space.

[1060Ivy]

New here. Don't bother welcoming me.

 

Then I won'.  Just have fun. 

[jstraw]

Ok.

[Butcher]

New here. Don't bother welcoming me.

 

Welcome!

[riterev]

 

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jstraw" data-cid="186042" data-time="1333972556">
Only an Iowan would think his Iowa roots was something he could lord over Oklahomans. It's like the Arkansan bragging at the family reunion about having impregnated the most cousins, only lamer. Welcome aboard.

Hey now, bite me! I've impregnated no cousins that I know of so your giving me a complex.
 


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Take heart, sisters count too

[veryzer]

If I had a hand glove, I'd slap you thrice.

[veryzer]

If I had a hand glove, I'd slap you thrice.

 

I'm not sure why I posted this or if it even makes sense, but I cracked myself up.

[rok]

Those were good ole days.

[Cerambam]

• This is an adult site, so if you're not cool with f-bombs, boobs and taints, you're probably not going to be very comfortable here. Just sayin'.
  

I feel like this sentence would make kids more inclined to stay. I mean... I like boobs.

[Andy]

 

• This is an adult site, so if you're not cool with f-bombs, boobs and taints, you're probably not going to be very comfortable here. Just sayin'.
  

I feel like this sentence would make kids more inclined to stay. I mean... I like boobs.

 

 

It appeals to our sophomoric humor.

[jstraw]

By "adult," we mean "pre-teen."

[4FP]

Is that Sammy or Master Kamal who welcomes us all at the top of the site?

[Butcher]

Have you ever seen them both in the same place at the same time?

[4FP]

Site operations question. Got denial of service at 7am Eastern today. When I did get to the site there were 50 to 300 "guests" in random threads. What was that? Is that just the internet oompa loompas combing through content? Is it malicious? (Some other kind of house keeping Internet langoleers?)


Just curious about our guests.

[Butcher]

I think most of the guests are spambots.