01-13-2012, 08:57 AM
Nice.
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01-13-2012, 08:58 AM
I love it when a new guy "presents."
01-13-2012, 10:28 AM
Welcome Bill!
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB
Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight RIP Sarge
01-13-2012, 10:28 AM
I've got a "present" for you and its bigger and harder than a straw. It does take fluids from one place to another though.
01-13-2012, 02:50 PM
Welcome aboard, BillCub! You are special and worth a great deal.
01-13-2012, 02:54 PM
[quote name='Butcher' timestamp='1326480654' post='179999']
Welcome aboard, BillCub! You are special and worth a great deal. [/quote] And by special, he means in the short bus kind of way.
01-13-2012, 03:15 PM
I am a bit of a short bus rider I admit. I've been stalking this place for awhile though and found my perverted personality seems to fit. Bleacher Nation is OK but I like this place. Bleacer Nation easily does a better job than I could do but the articles themselves aren't all that special, but Bleacher Nation is kinda like my sex life. Volume over quality. The amount of articles and posts fulfill my obsessive need to read about the Cubs and I dont really like message boards.
So I finally decided to bust my Sons of Ivy cherry to get the volume and quality. Hopefully I am right. 
01-13-2012, 05:09 PM
You're in luck! "Volume" and "Quality" just happen to be bz's nicknames for his nuts.
Damn it all, where's that auto-spellcheck?
One dick can poke an eye out. A hundred dicks can move mountains.
--Veryzer
01-13-2012, 05:41 PM
[quote name='VanSlawAndCottoCheese' timestamp='1326488977' post='180023']
You're in luck! "Volume" and "Quality" just happen to be bz's nicknnames for his nuts. [/quote] <img src='http://www.sonsofivy.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
01-14-2012, 11:03 PM
[quote name='VanSlawAndCottoCheese' timestamp='1326488977' post='180023']
You're in luck! "Volume" and "Quality" just happen to be bz's nicknames for his nuts. Damn it all, where's that auto-spellcheck? [/quote] <img src='http://www.sonsofivy.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='  ' />
If Angelo had picked McClellin, I would have been expecting to hear by training camp that kid has stage 4 cancer, is actually 5'2" 142 lbs, is a chick who played in a 7 - 0 defensive scheme who only rotated in on downs which were 3 and 34 yds + so is not expecting to play a down in the NFL until the sex change is complete and she puts on another 100 lbs. + but this is Emery's first pick so he'll get a pass with a bit of questioning. - 1060Ivy
04-08-2012, 10:20 PM
I've been lurking for a few weeks here and I guess it's time to pop my posting cherry on here, although this is my second post (I really fucked up my grand entrance). After finally finding the time to read through this bullshit thread, I realized there are some sick and twisted people here, and it's awesome! I'm a Cubs fan living in hillbilly Oklahoma, born in Iowa. The one good thing I got from my dad was my Cubs' fandom.
I began posting on the CBS Cubs board about 5 years back, before it turned into a bigger piece of shit than it already was. When the CFB guys I posted with got banned and created their own site I stopped talking Cubs. I've been looking for a place with a bunch of dickhead homers and I guess I've found it. Fell free to nitpick and roast! Swing away fellas, just make more contact than Marlon Byrd please!
04-09-2012, 07:55 AM
Only an Iowan would think his Iowa roots was something he could lord over Oklahomans. It's like the Arkansan bragging at the family reunion about having impregnated the most cousins, only lamer. Welcome aboard.
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