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#16
12-10-2008, 12:33 PM
<!--quoteo(post=3322:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM:name=Giff)-->QUOTE (Giff @ Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3318:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3316:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM:name=coolpoppa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coolpoppa @ Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'm with Rapptastic. Sheets is going to be a good signing for someone. He's got great stuff.... is his a vag? Well, yeah... but so is Harden and no one is crying about having him.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
They're both fragile, but Sheets shut himself down late in the year in '07 and '08 for bullshit (IMO) injuries. He crumpled under the pressure of the playoff push. Now -- maybe the injuries were legit, but I have my doubts.
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He took himself out in the third inning of the biggest start of his life against the Cubs this year. The man can't step up when it matters.
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Neither can you...shut up.
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12-10-2008, 12:36 PM
<!--quoteo(post=3324:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM:name=Rappster)-->QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3322:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM:name=Giff)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Giff @ Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3318:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3316:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM:name=coolpoppa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coolpoppa @ Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'm with Rapptastic. Sheets is going to be a good signing for someone. He's got great stuff.... is his a vag? Well, yeah... but so is Harden and no one is crying about having him.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
They're both fragile, but Sheets shut himself down late in the year in '07 and '08 for bullshit (IMO) injuries. He crumpled under the pressure of the playoff push. Now -- maybe the injuries were legit, but I have my doubts.
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He took himself out in the third inning of the biggest start of his life against the Cubs this year. The man can't step up when it matters.
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Neither can you...shut up.
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Are you Ben's wet boy or something?
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#18
12-10-2008, 01:39 PM
<!--quoteo(post=3326:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:36 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3324:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM:name=Rappster)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3322:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM:name=Giff)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Giff @ Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3318:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3316:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM:name=coolpoppa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coolpoppa @ Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'm with Rapptastic. Sheets is going to be a good signing for someone. He's got great stuff.... is his a vag? Well, yeah... but so is Harden and no one is crying about having him.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
They're both fragile, but Sheets shut himself down late in the year in '07 and '08 for bullshit (IMO) injuries. He crumpled under the pressure of the playoff push. Now -- maybe the injuries were legit, but I have my doubts.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He took himself out in the third inning of the biggest start of his life against the Cubs this year. The man can't step up when it matters.
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Neither can you...shut up.
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Are you Ben's wet boy or something?
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You're the one with the vagina.

You have a vagina.

A vagina.
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#19
12-10-2008, 01:46 PM
<!--quoteo(post=3359:date=Dec 10 2008, 11:39 AM:name=Rappster)-->QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 10 2008, 11:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3326:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:36 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3324:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM:name=Rappster)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 10 2008, 10:33 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3322:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM:name=Giff)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Giff @ Dec 10 2008, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3318:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Dec 10 2008, 10:19 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3316:date=Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM:name=coolpoppa)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (coolpoppa @ Dec 10 2008, 10:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'm with Rapptastic. Sheets is going to be a good signing for someone. He's got great stuff.... is his a vag? Well, yeah... but so is Harden and no one is crying about having him.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
They're both fragile, but Sheets shut himself down late in the year in '07 and '08 for bullshit (IMO) injuries. He crumpled under the pressure of the playoff push. Now -- maybe the injuries were legit, but I have my doubts.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
He took himself out in the third inning of the biggest start of his life against the Cubs this year. The man can't step up when it matters.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Neither can you...shut up.
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Are you Ben's wet boy or something?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

You're the one with the vagina.

You have a vagina.

A vagina.
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Your vagina is creating an echo.

Due to the massive size of it.

Size of it.

It.

It.

It.
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#20
12-10-2008, 01:52 PM
That reminds me of a joke from Predator. I'll probably screw it up from memory, but here goes.

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->I was going down on my girlfriend and I said "You've got a huge pussy. You've got a huge pussy" She asked why I said it twice. I said I didn't<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#21
12-10-2008, 02:16 PM
Anyone who doesn't think Sheets is a pussy, is in fact, a gigantic pussy themselves.
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#22
12-10-2008, 02:19 PM
<!--quoteo(post=3377:date=Dec 10 2008, 01:16 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 10 2008, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Anyone who doesn't think Sheets is a pussy, is in fact, a gigantic pussy themselves.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Rapp... check
Poppa... check

Spot on Rubes
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#23
12-10-2008, 03:51 PM
<!--quoteo(post=3381:date=Dec 10 2008, 12:19 PM:name=Coldneck)-->QUOTE (Coldneck @ Dec 10 2008, 12:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=3377:date=Dec 10 2008, 01:16 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 10 2008, 01:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Anyone who doesn't think Sheets is a pussy, is in fact, a gigantic pussy themselves.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Rapp... check
Poppa... check

Spot on Rubes
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I'm not a pussy...you guys are.

You guys are the pussies.

Pussies.
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#24
12-10-2008, 05:01 PM
<!--quoteo(post=3406:date=Dec 10 2008, 02:51 PM:name=Rappster)-->QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 10 2008, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'm not a pussy...you guys are.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Couldn't that be classified as a PeeWee Herman comeback?
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#25
12-10-2008, 08:03 PM
This sounds like a "you know how I know you're gay?" battle.
I hate my pretentious sounding username too.
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#26
12-10-2008, 09:06 PM
<!--quoteo(post=3377:date=Dec 10 2008, 12:16 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 10 2008, 12:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Anyone who doesn't think Sheets is a pussy, is in fact, a gigantic pussy themselves.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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