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<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Wahhhh......boo-hoo......*uncontrolled sobbing*......" We tried to trade you douchebag, but nobody wants you!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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<!--quoteo(post=4346:date=Dec 12 2008, 07:12 PM:name=Fella)-->QUOTE (Fella @ Dec 12 2008, 07:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Makes sense, The Cubs didn't want to take salary back in a Marquis deal so the Shoeneweis rumor didn't make sense. On SNY (the Mets station) they said the Marquis to the Mets deal is still likely to happen.
This is all from John Heyman by the way.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Heyman's awesome by the way.
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<!--quoteo(post=4348:date=Dec 12 2008, 07:14 PM:name=Clapp)-->QUOTE (Clapp @ Dec 12 2008, 07:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4346:date=Dec 12 2008, 07:12 PM:name=Fella)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fella @ Dec 12 2008, 07:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Makes sense, The Cubs didn't want to take salary back in a Marquis deal so the Shoeneweis rumor didn't make sense. On SNY (the Mets station) they said the Marquis to the Mets deal is still likely to happen.
This is all from John Heyman by the way.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hymen's are awesome by the way.
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That's what she said.
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<!--quoteo(post=4316:date=Dec 12 2008, 06:20 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 12 2008, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4199:date=Dec 12 2008, 09:46 AM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Dec 12 2008, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Um, please tell me that Scarey isn't leaving. And guys, this was funny for a while, but now it's getting kinda old.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Scarey ain't going nowhere, he's my boy . . . if he wasn't, I wouldn't fuck with him
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Two words for you guys:
PEACE BITCHES
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<!--quoteo(post=4426:date=Dec 12 2008, 10:07 PM:name=Scarey)-->QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 12 2008, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4316:date=Dec 12 2008, 06:20 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 12 2008, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4199:date=Dec 12 2008, 09:46 AM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Dec 12 2008, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Um, please tell me that Scarey isn't leaving. And guys, this was funny for a while, but now it's getting kinda old.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Scarey ain't going nowhere, he's my boy . . . if he wasn't, I wouldn't fuck with him
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Two words for you guys:
PEACE BITCHES
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huh?
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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<!--quoteo(post=4427:date=Dec 12 2008, 10:09 PM:name=Captain)-->QUOTE (Captain @ Dec 12 2008, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4426:date=Dec 12 2008, 10:07 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 12 2008, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4316:date=Dec 12 2008, 06:20 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 12 2008, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4199:date=Dec 12 2008, 09:46 AM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Dec 12 2008, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Um, please tell me that Scarey isn't leaving. And guys, this was funny for a while, but now it's getting kinda old.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Scarey ain't going nowhere, he's my boy . . . if he wasn't, I wouldn't fuck with him
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Two words for you guys:
PEACE BITCHES
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huh?
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Anyone remember the time Cap chopped down that redwood, and used it to beat the bejeezus out of Ruby?
That was awesome.
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<!--quoteo(post=4428:date=Dec 12 2008, 10:18 PM:name=Rappster)-->QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 12 2008, 10:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4427:date=Dec 12 2008, 10:09 PM:name=Captain)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Captain @ Dec 12 2008, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4426:date=Dec 12 2008, 10:07 PM:name=Scarey)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarey @ Dec 12 2008, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4316:date=Dec 12 2008, 06:20 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Dec 12 2008, 06:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4199:date=Dec 12 2008, 09:46 AM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Dec 12 2008, 09:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Um, please tell me that Scarey isn't leaving. And guys, this was funny for a while, but now it's getting kinda old.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Scarey ain't going nowhere, he's my boy . . . if he wasn't, I wouldn't fuck with him
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Two words for you guys:
PEACE BITCHES
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huh?
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Anyone remember the time Cap chopped down that redwood, and used it to beat the bejeezus out of Ruby?
That was awesome.
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Anyone remember the time Rapp turned down that piece of cheesecake?
Yeah, neither do I.
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So, this trade isn't happening. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/angry.gif[/img]
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<!--quoteo(post=4460:date=Dec 13 2008, 07:44 AM:name=Mikey)-->QUOTE (Mikey @ Dec 13 2008, 07:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->So, this trade isn't happening. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/angry.gif[/img]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Since half of this deal has been traded for someone else, I'd say no. Marquis is still gone though.
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Funny thing is that I can remember many a year where Jason Marquis would be one of our top three pitchers. He's not that fucking bad.
I'm 100% fine with this. I'm just glad there's an actual plan in place that isn't, "Let's load up on retreads and hope we get lucky." I'm a little tired of that plan.
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He isn't that good either.
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<!--quoteo(post=4667:date=Dec 14 2008, 12:59 PM:name=cigar)-->QUOTE (cigar @ Dec 14 2008, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->He isn't that good either.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's all about standards. And our collective standards have increased so much since 2003. Which is a very good thing.
I'm 100% fine with this. I'm just glad there's an actual plan in place that isn't, "Let's load up on retreads and hope we get lucky." I'm a little tired of that plan.
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<!--quoteo(post=4668:date=Dec 14 2008, 01:06 PM:name=Lance)-->QUOTE (Lance @ Dec 14 2008, 01:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=4667:date=Dec 14 2008, 12:59 PM:name=cigar)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cigar @ Dec 14 2008, 12:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->He isn't that good either.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
It's all about standards. And our collective standards have increased so much since 2003. Which is a very good thing.
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Bingo. When Jason Marquis is what people bitch about, it's a pretty good situation.
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<!--quoteo(post=4665:date=Dec 14 2008, 11:44 AM:name=Lance)-->QUOTE (Lance @ Dec 14 2008, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Funny thing is that I can remember many a year where Jason Marquis would be one of our top three pitchers. He's not that fucking bad.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You mean back when Rueben Quevedo was in our starting rotation? Yeah -- Marquis would've been our Ace. Hell...the drummer from Def Leppard would've been one of our top three pitchers.
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Rogers:
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Free-agent lefty Will Ohman, reportedly <b>seeking a three-year, $15 million deal,</b> remains unsigned.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
That's nuts.
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