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Hitler on the Cubs
#1
http://hirejimessian.com/2008/12/07/wint...s-preview/

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry but it's definately worth the view.
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#2
That was ridiculous
If Angelo had picked McClellin, I would have been expecting to hear by training camp that kid has stage 4 cancer, is actually 5'2" 142 lbs, is a chick who played in a 7 - 0 defensive scheme who only rotated in on downs which were 3 and 34 yds + so is not expecting to play a down in the NFL until the sex change is complete and she puts on another 100 lbs. + but this is Emery's first pick so he'll get a pass with a bit of questioning. - 1060Ivy
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#3
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

That's some funny shit. Good find, Hemisfear.
I'm 100% fine with this. I'm just glad there's an actual plan in place that isn't, "Let's load up on retreads and hope we get lucky." I'm a little tired of that plan.



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#4
That was fantastic...

Go choose a switch for yourself, BZ...
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#5
Fuck, that was funny. I feel dirty for laughing at that, but any Cub fan would have to laugh.
There's nothing better than to realize that the good things about youth don't end with youth itself. It's a matter of realizing that life can be renewed every day you get out of bed without baggage. It's tough to get there, but it's better than the dark thoughts. -Lance
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#6
<!--quoteo(post=5808:date=Dec 18 2008, 02:52 PM:name=KBwsb)-->QUOTE (KBwsb @ Dec 18 2008, 02:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Fuck, that was funny. I feel dirty for laughing at that, but any Cub fan would have to laugh.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

The ending is the best....I couldn't stop laughing my ass off when I first saw it.
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#7
<!--quoteo(post=5805:date=Dec 18 2008, 02:49 PM:name=Rappster)-->QUOTE (Rappster @ Dec 18 2008, 02:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->That was fantastic...

Go choose a switch for yourself, BZ...<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I meant it in a good way, boner
If Angelo had picked McClellin, I would have been expecting to hear by training camp that kid has stage 4 cancer, is actually 5'2" 142 lbs, is a chick who played in a 7 - 0 defensive scheme who only rotated in on downs which were 3 and 34 yds + so is not expecting to play a down in the NFL until the sex change is complete and she puts on another 100 lbs. + but this is Emery's first pick so he'll get a pass with a bit of questioning. - 1060Ivy
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#8
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rollin.gif[/img]
See, even Hitler is against signing Adam Dunn.
I hate my pretentious sounding username too.
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#9
It's okay Mrs. Ticketmaster.
"Drink Up and Beat Off!"
-KBWSB

"Will I be looked on poorly if my religion involved punting little people?"
-Jody
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#10
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The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
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#11
Man, the hilarity never stops when you get Hitler involved. That was great.
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#12
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] That was great!! I was waiting for him to go apeshit when they told him Wood was no longer a Cub.
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB

Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight

RIP Sarge
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#13
Well done Hemisfear, well done.
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#14
That was awesome. Hilarious.
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#15
I laughed. Loved the Mrs. Ticketmaster line.
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