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<!--quoteo(post=11331:date=Jan 13 2009, 02:47 PM:name=bz)-->QUOTE (bz @ Jan 13 2009, 02:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Are you a pee in a stall type of guy or piss your pants type of guy?
Are you a coffee type of guy or a getting teabagged type of guy?
Are you a cigarette smoking type of guy or snuffs out lit pipe tobacco in your anus type of guy?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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<!--quoteo(post=11331:date=Jan 13 2009, 02:47 PM:name=bz)-->QUOTE (bz @ Jan 13 2009, 02:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Well, given the crappy option of Bloomquist I guess I'm an Adam Dunn type of guy.
While we're playing this game, I'd like to find out more about what kind of people you guys are.
Are you a H2 Hummer type of guy or a Yugo type of guy?
Are you a double cheese burger and fries type of guy or a rabbit droppings type of guy?
Are you a prochoice type of guy or proslavery type of guy?
Are you a pee in a stall type of guy or piss your pants type of guy?
Are you a coffee type of guy or a getting teabagged type of guy?
Are you a cigarette smoking type of guy or snuffs out lit pipe tobacco in your anus type of guy?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
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<!--quoteo(post=11331:date=Jan 13 2009, 03:47 PM:name=bz)-->QUOTE (bz @ Jan 13 2009, 03:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Well, given the crappy option of Bloomquist I guess I'm an Adam Dunn type of guy.
While we're playing this game, I'd like to find out more about what kind of people you guys are.
Are you a H2 Hummer type of guy or a Yugo type of guy?
Are you a double cheese burger and fries type of guy or a rabbit droppings type of guy?
Are you a prochoice type of guy or proslavery type of guy?
Are you a pee in a stall type of guy or piss your pants type of guy?
Are you a coffee type of guy or a getting teabagged type of guy?
Are you a cigarette smoking type of guy or snuffs out lit pipe tobacco in your anus type of guy?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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bz is too smart for his own good.
just sayin'.
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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<!--quoteo(post=11385:date=Jan 13 2009, 08:21 PM:name=Captain)-->QUOTE (Captain @ Jan 13 2009, 08:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->bz is too smart for his own good.
just sayin'.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
There's absolutely no doubt about that.
I'm 100% fine with this. I'm just glad there's an actual plan in place that isn't, "Let's load up on retreads and hope we get lucky." I'm a little tired of that plan.
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If he didn't do all those whippets in college, he'd have solved the energy crisis by now.
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<!--quoteo(post=11448:date=Jan 13 2009, 10:20 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jan 13 2009, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If he didn't do all those whippets in college, he'd have solved the energy crisis by now.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Actually, the drugs killed off all the crap brain cells and let the others flourish. Less competition.
If Angelo had picked McClellin, I would have been expecting to hear by training camp that kid has stage 4 cancer, is actually 5'2" 142 lbs, is a chick who played in a 7 - 0 defensive scheme who only rotated in on downs which were 3 and 34 yds + so is not expecting to play a down in the NFL until the sex change is complete and she puts on another 100 lbs. + but this is Emery's first pick so he'll get a pass with a bit of questioning. - 1060Ivy
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<!--quoteo(post=11484:date=Jan 13 2009, 11:35 PM:name=bz)-->QUOTE (bz @ Jan 13 2009, 11:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=11448:date=Jan 13 2009, 10:20 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jan 13 2009, 10:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If he didn't do all those whippets in college, he'd have solved the energy crisis by now.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Actually, the drugs killed off all the crap brain cells and let the others flourish. Less competition.
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One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
There's nothing better than to realize that the good things about youth don't end with youth itself. It's a matter of realizing that life can be renewed every day you get out of bed without baggage. It's tough to get there, but it's better than the dark thoughts. -Lance
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<!--quoteo(post=11492:date=Jan 14 2009, 01:05 AM:name=KBwsb)-->QUOTE (KBwsb @ Jan 14 2009, 01:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Hell yeah Kabes.
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<!--quoteo(post=11492:date=Jan 14 2009, 02:05 AM:name=KBwsb)-->QUOTE (KBwsb @ Jan 14 2009, 02:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm:
Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I was going to post the exact same thing KB.
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB
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