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Sheets having elbow surgery
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02-05-2009, 07:18 PM
Auz posted it in the MLB News & Notes thread but it's probably deserving of its own thread.
MLB Trade Rumors link. Sounds like he is hoping for a July or August return.
02-06-2009, 01:12 PM
Like I said, give him a Dempster type deal with incentives while he rehabs.
02-06-2009, 01:20 PM
Yeah, I'd give him a Dempster type deal in a heartbeat if he would take it.
Prior hasn't pitched in 3 full seasons, so that's just a bit different.
02-06-2009, 01:34 PM
You guys need to give Mark Prior a break.
Vaginitis is VERY hard to overcome at the MLB level.
Fat Bastard is an immensely obese, hardly able to walk (weighing a metric ton) gardener and henchman hailing from Scotland. His extreme size endows Fat Bastard with super-human strength as exhibited by his prowess in the Sumo ring from Goldmember. This makes him a formidable enemy for Austin Powers. Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his frequent flatulence, his vulgar and revolting bad manners and his unusual eating habits, which include taste for Human infants (which he calls "the other other white meat") or anything that looks like a baby, e.g. small people. Fat Bastard has been a regular at Cub games since the early 80's when he tried several times (unsuccessfully) to eat the visiting San Diego Chicken.
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