Pujols

[Jody]

Guess how many fingers I have?












WRONG!! I've got 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.

[phan]

actually, you're both right

finger
Etymology: AS, fingar
any of the digits of the hand. The fingers are composed of three bony phalanges. Some anatomists regard the thumb as a finger, since its metacarpal bone ossifies in the same way as a phalanx. Other anatomists regard the thumb as being composed of a metacarpal bone and two phalanges. The digits of the hand are anatomically numbered 1 to 5, starting with the thumb. See also nail , def. 1.

[HTC]

If Pujols became a Cub, I'd wear Pujols underwear with a picture of his face on my crotch around town with a Jimmy Ballgame-style half shirt with Pujols name on the back. And I'd wear it proudly.

[Lance]

<!--quoteo(post=18134:date=Feb 16 2009, 04:21 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Feb 16 2009, 04:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=18133:date=Feb 16 2009, 03:13 PM:name=KBwsb)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KBwsb @ Feb 16 2009, 03:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=18132:date=Feb 16 2009, 03:10 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Feb 16 2009, 03:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=18131:date=Feb 16 2009, 03:08 PM:name=KBwsb)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (KBwsb @ Feb 16 2009, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Can you imagine the outcry in St. Louis if the Cubs were able to sign Pujols when his contract is up?
It'd be worse than Canada's reaction to when Edmonton traded Gretsky.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Imagine the Jimmy Ballgame outcry multiplied by a billion.
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Cigar and HTC might have to go into hiding.
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I'm sure they'd be flaunting a Cubs Pujols jersey around town the very next day...
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I'd jizz all over both of them if that came to pass.

[Ace]

Pujols could come right on in after one year of Hoffpaiur filling in for the recently-departed Lee.

[HTC]

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Get me some undies designed then.

[ruby23]

<!--quoteo(post=18170:date=Feb 16 2009, 06:17 PM:name=Ace)-->QUOTE (Ace @ Feb 16 2009, 06:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Pujols could come right on in after one year of Hoffpaiur filling in for the recently-departed Lee.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Josh Vitters is Lee's replacement.

[Tailgater]

<!--quoteo(post=18096:date=Feb 16 2009, 11:45 AM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Feb 16 2009, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->When Pujols' name shows up on the list of the other 103 players the tested positive for steroids in 2003, will the Cardinal fans still suckle his peehole?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

You mean the same Cardinal fans that named (with advertising) a section of their stadium, old and new, after Mark McGwire?

[Ace]

<!--quoteo(post=18189:date=Feb 16 2009, 09:05 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Feb 16 2009, 09:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=18170:date=Feb 16 2009, 06:17 PM:name=Ace)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ace @ Feb 16 2009, 06:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Pujols could come right on in after one year of Hoffpaiur filling in for the recently-departed Lee.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Josh Vitters is Lee's replacement.
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I think he'll hang at third for at least a few years, and will replace Ramirez.

[Clapp]

I think the best odds are that we'll trade him. I'm not educated enough on his defense to say where he'll play if we keep him though. However, if it comes down to really wanting to get his bat in the lineup quickly(which still won't be for at least 2 years), it's going to be first base.