Cardinals

[jstraw]

If he were white, he wouldn't be so damned lazy.

[rok]

Sounds like things are just fine.


https://twitter.com/joetrezz/status/1015...945408?s21


https://twitter.com/markasaxon/status/10...46752?s=21


For anyone who has an Athletic subscription, apparently Dex and Matheny don't really speak much.


https://theathletic.com/422240/2018/07/0...s-like-it/

[Butcher]

https://deadspin.com/i-can-t-get-enough-...1827443647

 

Man, free agents are going to be pounding down the Cardinals' door for years to come...

[funkster]

I love when Deadspin trolls Cardinal fans.

[rok]

Best line:


Imagine your boss emailing you a fucking fortune cookie slogan every night before you go to bed. Dave, I want those TPS reports on my desk by 10 a.m. sharp. Also, character is not forged in the mountaintop but in the valley. What a complete fucking pud. I would purposely strike out in every at-bat just to own him

[jstraw]

Oh, the closing graf was my favorite part:

 

"I don’t know. I don’t give a shit. That’s not my problem. Personally, I’m glad the Cardinals are languishing in the sewer and are clumsily trying to Cardinals Way their way out of this mess, because they’re a shitty team run by shitty people and cheered on by shitty fans. Fuck them. I hope Dexter Fowler doesn’t even bother to wear shoes to the dugout anymore."

[Kid]

[jstraw]

That's perfect. What a fucking hardon.

[Auz]

DoucheWear by Matheny


Channeling the doucheness of Ed Hardy.

[rok]

He and Braun must shop at the same Hot Topic.

[Butthead]

His tshirt looks like Scott Steiner

[Butcher]

That heart/cross combo looks like a dong.

[jstraw]

Man, Guy Fieri has really gone downhill.

[funkster]

Cardinals way.

 

https://twitter.com/lindseyadler/status/...4227535872

[rok]

If only Hicks was a shade lighter, then he would understand.