New guys and lurkers......Welcome!

[CFOrfan]

Orf by day, male escort known as "Cliff" by night

[Dirk]

My name is Dirk. I used to live in China until I killed a man in self-defense. After fleeing to America I developed my own brand of martial arts and opened a chain of successful dojos.

[Mikey]

Hi I am Michael. I live in Sullivan, IL.just turned 30. Been married for 8 1/2 years. I got a 4 year old son. I work at a Kitchen Cabinet factory.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=142...amp;ref=profile

[Ace]

I'm Ace McAcerson. I'm 47, unmarried, and I drink.

I once thought of owning a pet monkey, but I feared the rabies.

The end.

[Coldneck]

Tell em one of your jokes Ace. That'll bring the newbies out.

[Addison]

Here there, boys. I'm Addy... one of the few women on this site. Nothing gets me hotter than Cubs baseball. I've been a Cubs fan since I was a little girl in frilly skirts. My bedroom back then was filled with walls adorned with Cubs players in action. I had many a naughty fantasy at far too young an age. I enjoy soaking up the hot sun at Wrigley while downing a cold beer and eating a juicy hot dog. Let's play two!!

[PcB]

Let me just introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance

[liner]

hi, i'm liner. i live to sing. i had a band for awhile but we just didn't vibe artistically and they weren't willing to put in the effort it takes to "bring the thunder" that being in a band with me entails. they were also all "belle and sebastian" while i'm trying to go for a dylan circa blonde on blonde fused with sort of an early foghat undercurrent and all of it is augmented by nordic bells and free form rap verses. so yeah, i'm a little deep for a lot of people to relate to. this is the place where i can come and secretly love the cubs. i have daddy issues, i'm told, and that's where my love of sports comes from, but i keep that on the down low in my "real" life. i've been told more than once that i could model if i wanted but it seems like such a sell out to me. i'm all about art. and the cubs.
ass, grass or gas, no one rides for free bitches - remember that

[rok]

<!--quoteo(post=23624:date=Mar 16 2009, 10:17 PM:name=liner)-->QUOTE (liner @ Mar 16 2009, 10:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->hi, i'm liner. i live to sing. i had a band for awhile but we just didn't vibe artistically and they weren't willing to put in the effort it takes to "bring the thunder" that being in a band with me entails. they were also all "belle and sebastian" while i'm trying to go for a dylan circa blonde on blonde fused with sort of an early foghat undercurrent and all of it is augmented by nordic bells and free form rap verses. so yeah, i'm a little deep for a lot of people to relate to. this is the place where i can come and secretly love the cubs. i have daddy issues, i'm told, and that's where my love of sports comes from, but i keep that on the down low in my "real" life. i've been told more than once that i could model if i wanted but it seems like such a sell out to me. i'm all about art. and the cubs.
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[ColoradoCub]

liner, that is without a doubt your best post ever.

[veryzer]

we need more of this. i really think that any newguys out there will want to post after reading these profiles because we all seem so cool. keep em coming ladies!

[Tailgater]

Hi! I like beer. I like drinking it in parking lots across the midwest. I am married to a woman that could do a lot better than me. She produced me two beautiful little girls. I helped! I have deep cyber crushes for veryzer, atlantabob and addison.

[Destined]

Hi there. I'm Destined. I recently got out of the can, and no not the crapper. I go by "Destined" now because I want to avoid my old life. For those of you who may have known me, (i go by PutoLoco, if u no me den hit me up ese in a PM, i still got dat hookup cuh), I was in a gang. I dropped my life of devotion to la raza and my babygirls Maria and Yessenia and have now found God and the Cubs. Through the installation of my Lord Savior in my life, I feel like a new man. I'm getting my tattoos removed and am currently engaged to my boy JarShawnte Woods, aka "J Sheezy, LBC Crip-Set", we met at San Quentin, and I plan on returning to the bay area for our partnership, since he is still locked up. i <3 C564752-2

My a/s/l: 20/boi/in my baby's and god's <3

Hoes up, G's down and God bless the Cubs

[Auz]

Hi! I am Dingo! I once ate Meryl Streep's baby. But that was a long time ago. I used to be a 12th century druid and political activist. I am now an exorcised body thetan who likes candlelit dinners, Vanilla Ice and extreme curling. My turn offs include deodorant, White Sox baseball and the noid as he ruins my pizzas. I am afraid of clowns. I was once asked by a waitress "Would you care for an Orange Juice?" I replied "If it needed me." I can recite pie backwards.

[Ace]

<!--quoteo(post=23767:date=Mar 18 2009, 01:50 AM:name=Dingo)-->QUOTE (Dingo @ Mar 18 2009, 01:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Hi! I am Dingo! I once ate Meryl Streep's baby. But that was a long time ago. I used to be a 12th century druid and political activist. I am now an exorcised body thetan who likes candlelit dinners, Vanilla Ice and extreme curling. My turn offs include deodorant, White Sox baseball and the noid as he ruins my pizzas. I am afraid of clowns. I was once asked by a waitress "Would you care for an Orange Juice?" I replied "If it needed me." I can recite pie backwards.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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