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everyday i see more and more new guys signing up, but no ones talking. don't be scared, step up to the plate and be a mamber of the greatest cubs site ever!
my name is thomas v. veryzer. i played for the indians for a while but finished my career with the cubs. i have two daughters named vivica and veruca and my wife is named valerie, but i call her vagina. we've been married almost 14 years and she still doesn't know i'm gay!
other names i've gone by:
tomveryzer
bone (who is dead)
uneducated swine
sweet dick willie
comic lord
fatty
hamsammitch (spelled incorrectly)
the white shawon dunston
buck cake
please share your stories newguys and become an oldguy!
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Howdy folks. My name is Coldneck. Got the name cuz my neck is cold. I want to welcome y'all here. I hail from Kentucky, home of the Colonel's fried chicken. I'm a Cubs fan because Manny Trillo autographed my wife's titty back in 1986. She still ain't washed it off. Woo doggy that was a fun night. Y'all need to post a little more so we can get to know ya. I love me some internet friends. Better than real life friends by a long shot. At least y'all believe that I'm tall, lean, and handsome. Them real life friends is mean.
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My name is Jeffrey, but everyone calls me The Dude, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. I like to bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback. I once had a rug that really tied the room together, but some nihilists broke in, miterated upon it, and stole it. I like mary jane and white russians. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just going to go find a cash machine.
Also, I like the Cubs.
The Dude abides.
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My name is Butcher!
*YEAH!*
I like the Cubs!
*YEAH!*
I use Scotts on my lawn!
*YEAH!*
To protect from grubs!
Shabooyah, sha-sha-shabooyah! ROLL CALL!
Shabooyah, sha-sha-shabooyah! ROLL CALL!
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My name is Craig, I did drugs once, I am a spartan, so check me out.
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i really think this is gonna get the newguys posting!!!!!
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<!--quoteo(post=23545:date=Mar 16 2009, 02:46 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Mar 16 2009, 02:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->i really think this is gonna get the newguys posting!!!!!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well...if the "which Cub would you like to cornhole you?" thread doesn't bring out the new members, no thread will.
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<!--quoteo(post=23550:date=Mar 16 2009, 02:51 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 16 2009, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=23545:date=Mar 16 2009, 02:46 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Mar 16 2009, 02:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->i really think this is gonna get the newguys posting!!!!!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Well...if the "which Cub would you like to cornhole you?" thread doesn't bring out the new members, no thread will.
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FUCK YEAH BUTCHIE!
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My name is Jody but my friends call me Puddin'. Sometimes at night when all the lights are out I like to put on some Johnny Mathis and treat myself to a mayonaise bath. My turn on's include Pina Colada's, buggery, and the open step. My turn off's include hunchbacks, buffett's, and old people. On weekends I like to participate in full contact origame.
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB
Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight
RIP Sarge
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My name is Kevin, and I'm from Wisconsin. I think I'm a homosexual, but I'm not quite sure. It's very frustrating. I'm a big (as in lardass) Cubs fan. I've been spending pretty much every waking hour of my day on the computer because of the winter. It's turrible. Thankfully, it got warm today and now I can't take my dog outside without ruining my sneakers. Needless to say, it's awesome.
Now it's your turn, bitches.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v
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This place couldn't get any gayer, unless we invited the crew from Queer Eye to sign up.
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Rok is short for my real name. Clever, indeed. I am an unemployed investment geek. Have been a Cubs fan since 84. I'm vertically challenged. I spend way too much time watching weird movies. I'm Italian. I blame my father for all of these things.
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My name is bz which is short for Bong Zhunt. I am from Mongolia but I live in Nepal where I have fun walking on the mountains. I enjoy baseball because I do not know how to play it. I selected the Cubs as my team of choice after I determined that I would enjoy seeing Chicago and do like little bears. This area is nice. Some of you are very funny. It would be an advantage if the new people posted a lot more than they are posting. So enjoy the game!
If Angelo had picked McClellin, I would have been expecting to hear by training camp that kid has stage 4 cancer, is actually 5'2" 142 lbs, is a chick who played in a 7 - 0 defensive scheme who only rotated in on downs which were 3 and 34 yds + so is not expecting to play a down in the NFL until the sex change is complete and she puts on another 100 lbs. + but this is Emery's first pick so he'll get a pass with a bit of questioning. - 1060Ivy
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My name is CubsFella, I like the cubs and I wish I was a fella.
Really I am a man trapped in a woman's body. The good thing is since I am attracted to women, playing with my own boobs is really hot.
About the only man I find attractive is Ted Lilly. I dream about him banging me from behind with a cowboy hot on and a cigar in his mouth, yeah baby.
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