Milton Bradley Meltdown Lottery

[Butcher]

Pick a date on the Cubs calendar by which Milton will have his first full-blown meltdown as a member of his new team.

What qualifies:

1. See above
2. Going after a player on another team (or the Cubs)
3. Going after an umpire (not arguing, but something akin to the meltdown with the Pads)
4. Like the supreme court said regarding pornography -- you'll know it when you see it

What doesn't qualify:

1. Getting tossed for arguing balls and strikes
2. Arguing with an umpire for a blown call at a base (unless he loses his shit and goes after him)
3. Tossing his helmet (unless it's thrown at someone)
4. Breaking his bat over his knee

You get the idea. I'm talking full-scale meltdown.

And I'm picking June 15.

[Clapp]

July 26th. He's gonna be a good boy for awhile at least, aside from the regular arguing of balls and strikes or close plays.

[Quinn]

August 4th.

[Dirk]

I like it. I'll take June 27 vs. the White Sox.

[veryzer]

i love the negativity on opening day. i may have to steer clear of this place tonight.

and i say his first meltdown comes in the second round of the playoffs.

[Coldneck]

May 15

[jeffy]

Speaking of meltdowns, I wonder if Lou will have any this year. He was a pretty good boy last year.

[biggz]

November 22nd, 1955. He'll go to one Dr. Brown's house and slam the doc's head on the toilet. Thus, the flux capacitor will be invented.

[Butcher]

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and i say his first meltdown comes in the second round of the playoffs.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm just trying to have some fun, Dr. Grumpus. How about you give us a little razzle dazzle?

[Scarey]

I say he goes the whole year on his best behavior with a couple of close calls in August.

[veryzer]

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and i say his first meltdown comes in the second round of the playoffs.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm just trying to have some fun, Dr. Grumpus. How about you give us a little razzle dazzle?
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yeah! some razzle fucking dazzle! good call butchie!

RAZZLE FUCKING DAZZLE BUTCHIE!

i want to hear it from everyone! RAZZLE FUCKING DAZZLE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH TITTY LICK ASS GOBLINS! RAZZLE FUCKING DAZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK MY FURRY AZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jody]

I think August 22 at LA Dodgers.

[ColoradoCub]

April 25th on National TV at Bush Stadium

RAZZLE MOTHER FUCKIN' DAZZLE ASS GOBLINS!!!!!!!!!

[kbwsb]

I don't see a Bradley meltdown as a negative thing. For one, the Cubs are a laconic bunch, and need to be snapped out if it sometimes; it seems like whenever Lou loses it, we respond with a win streak.
Two, it's great entertainment. That ST game in Scottsdale vs. the Giants, where he got called out at 2nd and got livid quicker than any Cub in 20 years?
My favorite moment of the year, so far.

Here's to ten more just like that in 2009.

[rok]

April 6.