I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan.....

[Runnys]

Tom...if we come back to win this game I want you to go up to the little asshole, get up in his face, and yell at the top of your lungs.......BOOYAH BITCH!!!

If we get swept, just call off work and then when he says something to you the next time, punch him square in the face!

[Butcher]

Might want to call in sick tomorrow, buddy.

[veryzer]

the kid told me yesterday that he's coming to school today with a broom (maybe i can convince the principal that it's a weapon?).

i should be able to dodge a bullet. the kids have a half day today, so no lunch. if i can hide out in the morning and when they leave, i won't see him til tuesday (voices carry). i just have to lay low and i'll be free for three whole days!

[veryzer]

so get this, i've been pretty successful in avoiding this kid today, so what does he do? he comes to my office and gives a package of kleenex to my co-worker and tells her, "give this to the other janitor so he can wipe his tears from crying about the cubs getting swept."

motherfucker. i'm being punked by a little kid. what self-esteem i had left is quickly flying out the window.

[Butcher]

Remember at SOITOM when New Guy was getting owned by that little chubby kid with the curly hair?

Yeah...this is way worse, dude.

[Coach]

<!--quoteo(post=39431:date=May 22 2009, 12:11 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ May 22 2009, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->so get this, i've been pretty successful in avoiding this kid today, so what does he do? he comes to my office and gives a package of kleenex to my co-worker and tells her, "give this to the other janitor so he can wipe his tears from crying about the cubs getting swept."

motherfucker. i'm being punked by a little kid. what self-esteem i had left is quickly flying out the window.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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(sorry about your self esteem, tom)

[veryzer]

it's getting out of control. i'm at my wits end. everyday now he's yelling across the lunchroom. i'm at a loss because there's only so much i can say to this kid. i don't have my fallback position of saying pujols is gay or that larussa is a transvestite.

two more weeks and this kid is out of my life for good, i just don't know if i can make it that far. i keep asking my mom if i can transfer to a different school, but her response is always, "you don't live with me. you can do whatever you want. you're almost 40 years old." i thought parents were supposed to help their children.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=41030:date=May 29 2009, 09:28 AM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ May 29 2009, 09:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->it's getting out of control. i'm at my wits end. everyday now he's yelling across the lunchroom. i'm at a loss because there's only so much i can say to this kid. i don't have my fallback position of saying pujols is gay or that larussa is a transvestite.

two more weeks and this kid is out of my life for good, i just don't know if i can make it that far. i keep asking my mom if i can transfer to a different school, but her response is always, "you don't live with me. you can do whatever you want. you're almost 40 years old." i thought parents were supposed to help their children.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Did you have sex with his mom yet?

[Coach]

<!--quoteo(post=41030:date=May 29 2009, 10:28 AM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ May 29 2009, 10:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->two more weeks and this kid is out of my life for good, i just don't know if i can make it that far. i keep asking my mom if i can transfer to a different school, but her response is always, "you don't live with me. you can do whatever you want. you're almost 40 years old." i thought parents were supposed to help their children.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Classic post. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/funny.gif[/img]

[rok]

It's never too late to embarrass the kid right before he graduates. You could scar the him for life or at the very least ruin his reputation for high school.

There has to be a way to make this happen.

[ColoradoCub]

Give him a good cock punching

[veryzer]

none of this would be a problem if the fucking cubs would just win some games. i can't remember a time when the cubs have ever come through for me.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=41043:date=May 29 2009, 12:00 PM:name=ColoradoCub)-->QUOTE (ColoradoCub @ May 29 2009, 12:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Give him a good cock punching<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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I don't know why, but I laughed really hard at this one.

[biggz]

OK, here's what you do. Take some work gloves, and add 4 blades to the fingers on the gloves. On the last day of school, take him to the boiler room and carve him up (molestation is optional). You should probably wear a red and green sweater.

[veryzer]

man, these are all great suggestions.