I'm being picked on by a 12 year old Cardinal fan.....

[veryzer]

thats right. i'm being taunted on a daily basis by a 6th grade kid. he's a big meanie and i don't want to come to school anymore. he won't leave me alone. i'm thinking about going to the principal but i don't want the other kids to think i'm a snitch or a baby. i can't tell my mom because....well you know, i'm almost 40 years old. school isn't fun anymore. i can barely eat my pb&j.

[Auz]

Just kick seven shades of shit out of him. He is only 12 after all.

[rok]

You can always show him the pictures of LaRussa dressed in rabbit drag. That should scar him for decades.

[Jody]

Start a rumor about him dry humping a beagle.

[Runnys]

<!--quoteo(post=34166:date=Apr 30 2009, 09:06 AM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Apr 30 2009, 09:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Start a rumor about him dry humping a beagle.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


Or take a picture of him and photoshop it so it looks like he is dry humping a beagle....proof is MUCH better than just the rumor [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]

[Butcher]

Masturbate furiously in front of him and then throw your ejaculate in his face (like Hannibal Lechter's next door neighbor). He'll probably leave you alone after that. He'll also need years of expensive therapy. So...win-win.

[veryzer]

<!--quoteo(post=34178:date=Apr 30 2009, 10:09 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Apr 30 2009, 10:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Masturbate furiously in front of him and then throw your ejaculate in his face (like Hannibal Lechter's next door neighbor). He'll probably leave you alone after that. He'll also need years of expensive therapy. So...win-win.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


if i coul do these things and keep my job....they just don't have a sense of humor about violence, tranny porn, and masturbation like they used to.

[veryzer]

he walked through the lunchroom chanting "10 to nothing" over and over. i'll be damned if i let him see me cry.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=34213:date=Apr 30 2009, 12:43 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Apr 30 2009, 12:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->he walked through the lunchroom chanting "10 to nothing" over and over. i'll be damned if i let him see me cry.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Are you the only Cubs fan at that school? Most of the kids at that school should be Cubs fans, right? Why aren't they kicking the shit out of this punk?

[veryzer]

<!--quoteo(post=34215:date=Apr 30 2009, 12:44 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Apr 30 2009, 12:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=34213:date=Apr 30 2009, 12:43 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Apr 30 2009, 12:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->he walked through the lunchroom chanting "10 to nothing" over and over. i'll be damned if i let him see me cry.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Are you the only Cubs fan at that school? Most of the kids at that school should be Cubs fans, right? Why aren't they kicking the shit out of this punk?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


heres the thing, most of them ARE cub fans, but at their age, they don't really even know what that means. i doubt any of them could name more than a handful of players on the cubs. my nemesis? he knows all the scores, all the players, everything. he's on his game. i hate him so much!!!!!!!!!!

[Runnys]

<!--quoteo(post=34223:date=Apr 30 2009, 12:55 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Apr 30 2009, 12:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=34215:date=Apr 30 2009, 12:44 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Apr 30 2009, 12:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=34213:date=Apr 30 2009, 12:43 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Apr 30 2009, 12:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->he walked through the lunchroom chanting "10 to nothing" over and over. i'll be damned if i let him see me cry.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Are you the only Cubs fan at that school? Most of the kids at that school should be Cubs fans, right? Why aren't they kicking the shit out of this punk?
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


heres the thing, most of them ARE cub fans, but at their age, they don't really even know what that means. i doubt any of them could name more than a handful of players on the cubs. my nemesis? he knows all the scores, all the players, everything. he's on his game. i hate him so much!!!!!!!!!!
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Tom, just tell him that he is adopted and that his real parents were Cub fans, but they didn't want him because they could sense he was bad!

[jeffy]

Just slip a hit of acid into his chocolate milk at lunch time. He'll go bananas trying to gouge the lunch lady's eyes out, and they'll be forced to stick him in some special school with padded walls where the kids have to wear helmets. You'll never have to see him again [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/wink.gif[/img]

[Brock]

Tell him you ass raped his grandmother last night. That should shut the little bastard up.

[veryzer]

these are all great great ideas. i'll consider each and every one of them.

[biggz]

Fuck his mother.
Marry his sister.
Kill his father.

or alternatively

Fuck Ryan Ludwick.
Marry Chris Carpenter.
Kill Albert Pujols.