Cubs @ Padres --- 05/23/09

[Butcher]

Theriot couldn't hit those pitches with a shovel.

[Clapp]

<!--quoteo(post=39764:date=May 23 2009, 10:16 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ May 23 2009, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=39761:date=May 23 2009, 11:11 PM:name=Kid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid @ May 23 2009, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=39760:date=May 24 2009, 12:10 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ May 24 2009, 12:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=39755:date=May 23 2009, 11:07 PM:name=Kid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid @ May 23 2009, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Len and Bob have been saying that Lou has been preaching relaxation. Obviously he thinks the problem is everyone is trying too hard.

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Whatever he's doing, it's working out great. He should keep it up.
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Oh please.

Do you really think Lou can't tell if they're playing tight?
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I'm pretty sure Lou can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground at this point. And Miles isn't a major league player.
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So he's just been a .290 hitter in his career by complete luck?

[Butcher]

Wow.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=39767:date=May 23 2009, 11:18 PM:name=Clapp)-->QUOTE (Clapp @ May 23 2009, 11:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=39764:date=May 23 2009, 10:16 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ May 23 2009, 10:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=39761:date=May 23 2009, 11:11 PM:name=Kid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid @ May 23 2009, 11:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=39760:date=May 24 2009, 12:10 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ May 24 2009, 12:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=39755:date=May 23 2009, 11:07 PM:name=Kid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid @ May 23 2009, 11:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Len and Bob have been saying that Lou has been preaching relaxation. Obviously he thinks the problem is everyone is trying too hard.

His going nuts is going to have the opposite impact.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Whatever he's doing, it's working out great. He should keep it up.
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Oh please.

Do you really think Lou can't tell if they're playing tight?
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I'm pretty sure Lou can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground at this point. And Miles isn't a major league player.
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So he's just been a .290 hitter in his career by complete luck?
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I have no idea how that happened. I'm chalking it up to The Cardinal Effect. See Womack, Tony.

[Clapp]

No shit Lou. Kill him.

[dk123]

The personnel and managerial decisions this club has made since the end of last season are fucking inexcusable. I'm not sure what that has to do with anything....but I felt like saying it.

[Clapp]

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It's all on the players. They're not hitting. Our record wouldn't be any different with Mark DeRosa or Kerry Wood on the team.

[Clapp]

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[Clapp]

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[biggz]

Wow, are you fucking yanking me?

[Clapp]

There's our week in a nutshell.

[Destined]

YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING SWINGING AT THE FIRST GODDAMN PITCH YOU FUCKING CUNT?!

[Runnys]

That seems about right.

[Butcher]

I saw that coming a mile away.

[Clapp]

<!--quoteo(post=39777:date=May 23 2009, 10:33 PM:name=Destined)-->QUOTE (Destined @ May 23 2009, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING SWINGING AT THE FIRST GODDAMN PITCH YOU FUCKING CUNT?!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Dude, he hit a rocket.