A Trip Down Memory Lane...

[Fly]

If we're talking classics...

[Fly]

And then there was this epic back and forth:

Scarey:
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Fuck spell check. If I wanted to spell correctly on an internet forum I would be posting here.

So why don't you go out tomorrow and buy a dictionary that you can stick up your ass till you wheep.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

phan:
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->i hope that was intentional...<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Mikey:
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->It was. He accidentally spelled wheep that way in the fantasy forum yesterday and there was an extra H in every word the rest of the thread... One thing this forum isn't lacking is smart-asses. We've got that covered and then some.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Scarey:
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Take a look at tomarrow as well.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Kid:
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->This may be the post that redefines irony.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

[Ace]

<!--quoteo(post=42199:date=Jun 5 2009, 12:01 AM:name=FlyAtTheThigh)-->QUOTE (FlyAtTheThigh @ Jun 5 2009, 12:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If we're talking classics...<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Ah... memories.

Also, I was a total jerk in that thread. Kb was nuts, but he took everything in stride. And now having met Kabes, I would never say such things.

[veryzer]

i just read the entire queue thread and man is that funny funny shit. if you stopped at page 10, i urge you to keep reading. it only gets better.

[Jody]

Phan:

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->c'mon, you REALLY don't think that he meant "cue up Pete's rant"?

really?

we're on a message board where anybody can post at any given time...why would pete need to wait in line to rant?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


This had me in fucking stitches! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

[veryzer]

holy shit, i just got done with the izturis thread. kb, i've never seen someone get their ass kicked like you did and keep coming back for more. you're like an insane rocky balboa. great great thread though.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Butch (nor I) ever even remotely suggested the Red Sox don't care about OBP. You absolutely manufactured that in that Peep Storage Facility you call a head.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->I'm not even sure what keeps bringing me back to the table at this point. Obviously it's some twisted need to hear KB relent, but I must accept that it won't happen. Not because I (we) haven't made a perfectly cogent, logical, and convincing argument, but because of some unseen force in KB's essence that too often refuses to acknowledge anything outside the thoughts that bounce between his ears.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->So let's make a bet:
If, on Opening Day, Izturis is the Red Sox SS, I will eat crow, admit defeat, and use a picture of Ruby smiling sadistically as my avatar.

If he isn't...well, none of you ever admit you're wrong anyway, so let's just say I'll get some personal satisfaction from it.

We're lucky: this whole argument is a proveable point!
So let's wait to see the proof.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->It's not unbelievable that you don't get it. The mileage between you and getting it is what's unbelievable.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Do we have someone on our roster just like Izturis?
If not, then your idea doesn't make sense does it?
This whole thread has been based on Ace saying the BoSox would want Izturis, and me saying they wouldn't.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->i had the balls to answer your question you daffy fuckstick.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Ace: "I'm pretty sure the sky is blue."

Kb: "No it isn't."

Butch: "No, Kb, Ace is right. I'm looking at it, the sky is blue."

Kb: "No, you're wrong. Purple is blue and red mixed together. That sky is not purple."

tom: "He didn't say it was purple. He said it was blue."

Kb: "Ok, so I guess the grass isn't green now, is it?"

Ace: "The grass is green, the sky is blue."

Kb: "And in the middle?"

Butch: "What does that matter?"

Kb: "Reality matters. If you can't tell me what's in the middle, then sky isn't purple."

tom: "It's BLUE!"

Kb: "The grass is not blue, and neither is what is in the middle."

Ace: "What are you talking about? You've completely lost me."

Kb: "Ah HA! Everyone thought Kb was wrong, but proven right again! Everyone backs down, and I win. You can't fight reality, boys. I'm sure you will all team up on me again for stating the truth, but I stick to my guns."<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

[veryzer]

not to blow my own horn, but i thought my ted bundy line was pretty funny.

[leonardsipes]

<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->i ruptured my spleen. not from laughing, but from repeatedly jamming a fork into it.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=42293:date=Jun 5 2009, 12:43 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jun 5 2009, 12:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->not to blow my own horn, but i thought my ted bundy line was pretty funny.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->kb is like ted bundy: handsome, intelligent, articulate, nice hair, loves a hairy bush....and as crazy as a shithouse rat.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah. Pretty solid.

[Fella]

Wow, that Kb/Izturis thread is one of the funniest things ever. The queue thread is amazing too, but probably just a notch below for me.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=42309:date=Jun 5 2009, 02:11 PM:name=Fella)-->QUOTE (Fella @ Jun 5 2009, 02:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Wow, that Kb/Izturis thread is one of the funniest things ever. The queue thread is amazing too, but probably just a notch below for me.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And I can't forget that you were the one who dropped the H-bomb in that Izturis thread.

[veryzer]

for me, the izturis thread was the best, but that may be because i was more personally involved in that one. kb drove me nuts that day.

[Butcher]

The Izturis thread is a thing of beauty.

[Fella]

There were some awesome old threads in the old Fantasy Forum too that only like 1/3rd of us ever read. Some of those brought me to tears.