07-15-2009, 03:24 PM
Where ya been? We've missed you.
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VanSlaw!
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07-15-2009, 03:41 PM
Up and vanished like a fart in the wind.
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB
Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight RIP Sarge
07-15-2009, 03:41 PM
SANTO!!!!!!
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB
Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight RIP Sarge 
07-15-2009, 04:01 PM
Still here. Someone stopped by my office.
'S funny, I was sitting, reading posts, wondering how I might break the 3-month old ice, dreading the idea that no one noticed, much less gave a damn. I must say, Butcher, if you ever get tired of your current job, there's a future for you in a position as cruise director/concierge/fluffer on a porn movie set. You really know how to make a guy feel welcome. After my buddy passed away over three months back, I fell behind in work and felt less like socializing online. I kinda pulled the flesh-and-bloodies all around me closer for awhile, and when I awoke from that orgy of despair, well there was all that work. Enough about my crap. I'm glad to see that no matter when one might decide to re-emerge, he can find Tom dressing down another vaunted member of the board like Miss Hannigan to Little Orphan Annie (no offense, PcB). It's theater like that that makes me feel all the stupider for dropping out for a while. And I'm mad I missed what must have been a helluva thread when Sosa's name was exposed to be on Tropicana's Most Wanted list. In other news, Milton Bradley and Mike Fontenot are making my baseball acumen look to be at the "Corky from <i>Life Goes On</i>" level. So . . . how's it goin' with you all? Any of you make the trip to Massachusetts to get married yet? </Slightly veiled gay reference in pitiful attempt at male bonding>
One dick can poke an eye out. A hundred dicks can move mountains.
--Veryzer 
07-15-2009, 04:21 PM
Loves me some VanSlaw. Don't you ever leave us again.
Seriously, though -- sorry to hear about your friend. 
07-15-2009, 04:35 PM
My most heart felt condolences, buddy. Now, stop burying your head in the sand and stay for a while.
07-15-2009, 04:43 PM
Sorry to hear about your friend, but glad to see you back in the saddle.
07-15-2009, 05:12 PM
Thanks all. As I recall, Clapp lost a friend at the same time. I hope he has been well.
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One dick can poke an eye out. A hundred dicks can move mountains.
--Veryzer
07-15-2009, 09:02 PM
Glad to see you back.
"Drink Up and Beat Off!"
-KBWSB "Will I be looked on poorly if my religion involved punting little people?" -Jody
07-15-2009, 09:20 PM
I would like to go on record: I did not miss you at all.
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07-15-2009, 10:47 PM
you were gone?
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