Buehrle is perfect through 7

[vegascub]

<!--quoteo(post=51635:date=Jul 24 2009, 09:06 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 09:06 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51634:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:02 AM:name=vegascub)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (vegascub @ Jul 24 2009, 11:02 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51628:date=Jul 24 2009, 08:22 AM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Jul 24 2009, 08:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->What I really hate is the media is showering him with praise not just on the game that he pitched but also for being such a great guy and all around classy individual. Even Kap was slobbering all over him last night. Did these people just decide to overlook all of the douchey things he's said over the years or are they just stupid?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Yeah, I got attacked on Facebook for calling him a cunt. Then another Cub fan told me to take it easy because Buehrle is one of the nicer ones.
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Am I the only one who remembers him accusing Maddux of throwing spitballs? How about his paranoid accusations of the Rangers stealing signs by using blinking lights on their scoreboard? How about his dickhole comments about not wanting to play for his favorite team (the Cardinals) because he would have to play at Wrigley more often?

Stand your ground, vegas. Buehrle is a total cunt.
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Oh, believe me, I went on a tangent after that. The Cub fan then told me to continue using the "C" word if I wanted. Then one of the douche Sox fans called me a moron for hating Buehrle just because he was a Cardinal fan growing up. Evidentally, he ignored all of the other things I listed about why I hate him.

And, didn't they used to do that sign-stealing shit, using the scoreboard, at the old Comiskey?

[veryzer]

<!--quoteo(post=51604:date=Jul 24 2009, 02:51 AM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 02:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51602:date=Jul 24 2009, 02:38 AM:name=FlyAtTheThigh)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (FlyAtTheThigh @ Jul 24 2009, 02:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I have the Bar exam on monday, and I found myself captivated by this game. I thought it was pretty fucking cool, Hawk's ruining it notwithstanding.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I didn't have to hear Hawk so I was fine, I only saw the highlights on ESPN.
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bullshit! bullfuckingshit. you watched the replay, you tivo'd it, and you watched it again. you called friends and family. you probably have a buehrle jersey on order. i swear to god that i've seen you in a whole new light. call out cub pitchers in public places? no problem. say something bad about swisher, buehrle, or pujols? well that's just irrational and bad. i've never seen anything like it. you've really let me down son. i'm totally serious.

[ruby23]

<!--quoteo(post=51639:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:26 AM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 24 2009, 11:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51604:date=Jul 24 2009, 02:51 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 02:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51602:date=Jul 24 2009, 02:38 AM:name=FlyAtTheThigh)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (FlyAtTheThigh @ Jul 24 2009, 02:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I have the Bar exam on monday, and I found myself captivated by this game. I thought it was pretty fucking cool, Hawk's ruining it notwithstanding.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I didn't have to hear Hawk so I was fine, I only saw the highlights on ESPN.
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bullshit! bullfuckingshit. you watched the replay, you tivo'd it, and you watched it again. you called friends and family. you probably have a buehrle jersey on order. i swear to god that i've seen you in a whole new light. call out cub pitchers in public places? no problem. say something bad about swisher, buehrle, or pujols? well that's just irrational and bad. i've never seen anything like it. you've really let me down son. i'm totally serious.
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Well, if you watched ESPN, you heard Hawk.

[PcB]

<!--quoteo(post=51648:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:31 AM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 24 2009, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51639:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:26 AM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 24 2009, 11:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51604:date=Jul 24 2009, 02:51 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 02:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51602:date=Jul 24 2009, 02:38 AM:name=FlyAtTheThigh)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (FlyAtTheThigh @ Jul 24 2009, 02:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I have the Bar exam on monday, and I found myself captivated by this game. I thought it was pretty fucking cool, Hawk's ruining it notwithstanding.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I didn't have to hear Hawk so I was fine, I only saw the highlights on ESPN.
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bullshit! bullfuckingshit. you watched the replay, you tivo'd it, and you watched it again. you called friends and family. you probably have a buehrle jersey on order. i swear to god that i've seen you in a whole new light. call out cub pitchers in public places? no problem. say something bad about swisher, buehrle, or pujols? well that's just irrational and bad. i've never seen anything like it. you've really let me down son. i'm totally serious.
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Well, if you watched ESPN, you heard Hawk.
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I was at bars. No sound.

[ruby23]

<!--quoteo(post=51650:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:34 AM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 11:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51648:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:31 AM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 24 2009, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51639:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:26 AM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 24 2009, 11:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51604:date=Jul 24 2009, 02:51 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 02:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51602:date=Jul 24 2009, 02:38 AM:name=FlyAtTheThigh)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (FlyAtTheThigh @ Jul 24 2009, 02:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I have the Bar exam on monday, and I found myself captivated by this game. I thought it was pretty fucking cool, Hawk's ruining it notwithstanding.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I didn't have to hear Hawk so I was fine, I only saw the highlights on ESPN.
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bullshit! bullfuckingshit. you watched the replay, you tivo'd it, and you watched it again. you called friends and family. you probably have a buehrle jersey on order. i swear to god that i've seen you in a whole new light. call out cub pitchers in public places? no problem. say something bad about swisher, buehrle, or pujols? well that's just irrational and bad. i've never seen anything like it. you've really let me down son. i'm totally serious.
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Well, if you watched ESPN, you heard Hawk.
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I was at bars. No sound.
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Friggin pussy.

[PcB]

<!--quoteo(post=51655:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:38 AM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 24 2009, 11:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51650:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:34 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 11:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51648:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:31 AM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 24 2009, 11:31 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51639:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:26 AM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 24 2009, 11:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51604:date=Jul 24 2009, 02:51 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 02:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51602:date=Jul 24 2009, 02:38 AM:name=FlyAtTheThigh)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (FlyAtTheThigh @ Jul 24 2009, 02:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I have the Bar exam on monday, and I found myself captivated by this game. I thought it was pretty fucking cool, Hawk's ruining it notwithstanding.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I didn't have to hear Hawk so I was fine, I only saw the highlights on ESPN.
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bullshit! bullfuckingshit. you watched the replay, you tivo'd it, and you watched it again. you called friends and family. you probably have a buehrle jersey on order. i swear to god that i've seen you in a whole new light. call out cub pitchers in public places? no problem. say something bad about swisher, buehrle, or pujols? well that's just irrational and bad. i've never seen anything like it. you've really let me down son. i'm totally serious.
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Well, if you watched ESPN, you heard Hawk.
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I was at bars. No sound.
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Friggin pussy.
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Fuck Oatmeal cookie.

[Butcher]

If PcB saw Mark Buehrle taking a piss in a public restroom, he'd offer to hold his dong while he pissed and pat it dry for him when he finished.

[PcB]

<!--quoteo(post=51662:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:44 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If PcB saw Mark Buehrle taking a piss in a public restroom, he'd offer to hold his dong while he pissed and pat it dry for him when he finished.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nah, I'd just have him sign my jersey.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=51663:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:45 AM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51662:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:44 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If PcB saw Mark Buehrle taking a piss in a public restroom, he'd offer to hold his dong while he pissed and pat it dry for him when he finished.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nah, I'd just have him sign my jersey.
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Don't worry. Your true colors are starting to show, my friend.

I know you have a Cubs tatt on your calf...but I've got $50 that says you have a Sox tramp stamp.

[PcB]

<!--quoteo(post=51665:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:47 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 11:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51663:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:45 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51662:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:44 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If PcB saw Mark Buehrle taking a piss in a public restroom, he'd offer to hold his dong while he pissed and pat it dry for him when he finished.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nah, I'd just have him sign my jersey.
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Don't worry. Your true colors are starting to show, my friend.

I know you have a Cubs tatt on your calf...but I've got $50 that says you have a Sox tramp stamp.
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I really hope you're not being serious...

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=51669:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:52 AM:name=PcB)-->QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 11:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51665:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:47 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 11:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51663:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:45 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51662:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:44 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If PcB saw Mark Buehrle taking a piss in a public restroom, he'd offer to hold his dong while he pissed and pat it dry for him when he finished.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nah, I'd just have him sign my jersey.
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Don't worry. Your true colors are starting to show, my friend.

I know you have a Cubs tatt on your calf...but I've got $50 that says you have a Sox tramp stamp.
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I really hope you're not being serious...
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About the $50?

[Butcher]

BT? I'd like to hear your thoughts on this whole thing. I see you lurking around down there...

[PcB]

<!--quoteo(post=51671:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:55 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 11:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51669:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:52 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 11:52 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51665:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:47 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 11:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51663:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:45 AM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 24 2009, 11:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51662:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:44 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->If PcB saw Mark Buehrle taking a piss in a public restroom, he'd offer to hold his dong while he pissed and pat it dry for him when he finished.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Nah, I'd just have him sign my jersey.
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Don't worry. Your true colors are starting to show, my friend.

I know you have a Cubs tatt on your calf...but I've got $50 that says you have a Sox tramp stamp.
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I really hope you're not being serious...
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About the $50?
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You know what I'm talking about.

[rok]

Stop ganging up on PCB, even though he's wrong.

[BT]

<!--quoteo(post=51672:date=Jul 24 2009, 11:56 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 24 2009, 11:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->BT? I'd like to hear your thoughts on this whole thing. I see you lurking around down there...<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I'm just trying to bounce around and catch up with all of this (I took the girls to the museum of science and industry yesterday).


Fuck Buerhle. He's nice to the media so they eat his shit and call it caviar. He's not "classy", he is a bomb throwing douchebag. "Classy" guys don't mock other fan bases, don't accuse other teams of cheating, don't mock other teams. He is anti-Class. But hey, he gets along with AJ, so let's throw him a party.

Now I have to listen to fuckwits explaining on the radio how Buerhle belongs in the Hall of Fame. Because the Hall is short on 16 game winners who've been in the top 5 Cy Young voting ONCE in their career.

All of this fails to explain how excruciating it is to have to see this kind of history while listening to the histrionics of that dumbfuck Hawk Harrelson. Since he treats pretty much every White Sox win like it's game 7 of the World Series, every White Sox home run like it's Bobby Thompsons shot heard round the world, every well pitched game like it's Johnny Vandermeer throwing his second no hitter, there is almost no place to go when something like this happens. So he gets to the point where he almost can't speak. But he still manages to, which knocks the annoyance factor up to 11.