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I fucking love Santo!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img]
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I thought the Sox version of a perfect game is when the crackheads go on the field and beat an ump?
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So the Rays get no hit today. There's always tomorrow...oh wait.....Halladay? Doh! They better hope for a trade tonight!
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Yeah, you don't have to hear about it for the next three days.
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This, of all games, was the one my company gave me tickets to. Hooray for me.
Seeing the joy of sox fans is like watching puppies getting killed.
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<!--quoteo(post=51468:date=Jul 23 2009, 04:37 PM:name=Bricklayer)-->QUOTE (Bricklayer @ Jul 23 2009, 04:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->This, of all games, was the one my company gave me tickets to. Hooray for me.
Seeing the joy of sox fans is like watching puppies getting killed.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You know what's funny? One of the first things I thought of was, "It sure would be weird if this was the game that Bricklayer got tickets to from his company."
That must have been absolute hell. I'd rather be at work than have been at that game.
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<!--quoteo(post=51468:date=Jul 23 2009, 04:37 PM:name=Bricklayer)-->QUOTE (Bricklayer @ Jul 23 2009, 04:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->This, of all games, was the one my company gave me tickets to. Hooray for me.
Seeing the joy of sox fans is like watching puppies getting killed.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I can't even imagine how you felt [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/sad.gif[/img]
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<!--quoteo(post=51445:date=Jul 23 2009, 03:13 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 23 2009, 03:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51442:date=Jul 23 2009, 03:11 PM:name=Clapp)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Clapp @ Jul 23 2009, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Wow. I got chills on that Wise catch, one of the most incredible things I've ever seen in sports given the circumstances, like the Endy Chavez catch in the NLCS.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Look, I hate the White Sox. And I <i>hate</i> Mark Buehrle. I hate that it happened to him, and I hate that Sox fans get to enjoy this. But as a baseball fan, there's no way you can't recognize how amazing that play was.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
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<!--quoteo(post=51468:date=Jul 23 2009, 03:37 PM:name=Bricklayer)-->QUOTE (Bricklayer @ Jul 23 2009, 03:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->This, of all games, was the one my company gave me tickets to. Hooray for me.
Seeing the joy of sox fans is like watching puppies getting killed.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'd give my left nut to see a perfect game live. And I wouldn't give 2 shits if it was Lincecum throwing it either. There have been 17 in the history of modern baseball for God's sake..
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<!--quoteo(post=51475:date=Jul 23 2009, 05:02 PM:name=Giff)-->QUOTE (Giff @ Jul 23 2009, 05:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51445:date=Jul 23 2009, 03:13 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 23 2009, 03:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51442:date=Jul 23 2009, 03:11 PM:name=Clapp)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Clapp @ Jul 23 2009, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Wow. I got chills on that Wise catch, one of the most incredible things I've ever seen in sports given the circumstances, like the Endy Chavez catch in the NLCS.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Look, I hate the White Sox. And I <i>hate</i> Mark Buehrle. I hate that it happened to him, and I hate that Sox fans get to enjoy this. But as a baseball fan, there's no way you can't recognize how amazing that play was.
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It was an amazing catch. But it didn't give me chills. In fact, I had to suppress my gag reflex to keep from throwing up.
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<!--quoteo(post=51477:date=Jul 23 2009, 05:05 PM:name=Gad)-->QUOTE (Gad @ Jul 23 2009, 05:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51468:date=Jul 23 2009, 03:37 PM:name=Bricklayer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Bricklayer @ Jul 23 2009, 03:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->This, of all games, was the one my company gave me tickets to. Hooray for me.
Seeing the joy of sox fans is like watching puppies getting killed.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'd give my left nut to see a perfect game live. And I wouldn't give 2 shits if it was Lincecum throwing it either. There have been 17 in the history of modern baseball for God's sake..
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Has Lincecum spewed a bunch of bullshit about the Dodgers over the years? Buerhle has been a total douchebag about the Cubs for a long time -- it isn't just that he's on the White Sox.
The fact that a perfect game is so rare makes it that much harder to swallow.
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Tigers lost, so this also put them into a first place tie.
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<!--quoteo(post=51483:date=Jul 23 2009, 05:11 PM:name=vegascub)-->QUOTE (vegascub @ Jul 23 2009, 05:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Tigers lost, so this also put them into a first place tie.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I haven't been paying much attention. I thought they were four or five back still. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/brickwall.gif[/img]
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<!--quoteo(post=51475:date=Jul 23 2009, 04:02 PM:name=Giff)-->QUOTE (Giff @ Jul 23 2009, 04:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51445:date=Jul 23 2009, 03:13 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 23 2009, 03:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51442:date=Jul 23 2009, 03:11 PM:name=Clapp)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Clapp @ Jul 23 2009, 03:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Wow. I got chills on that Wise catch, one of the most incredible things I've ever seen in sports given the circumstances, like the Endy Chavez catch in the NLCS.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Look, I hate the White Sox. And I <i>hate</i> Mark Buehrle. I hate that it happened to him, and I hate that Sox fans get to enjoy this. But as a baseball fan, there's no way you can't recognize how amazing that play was.
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Bingo.
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And of course, Obama called him right after the game.
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