Senor Pujols

[dvdastud]

<!--quoteo(post=55878:date=Aug 5 2009, 04:30 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Aug 5 2009, 04:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=55875:date=Aug 5 2009, 04:28 PM:name=funkster)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (funkster @ Aug 5 2009, 04:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=55871:date=Aug 5 2009, 04:27 PM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Aug 5 2009, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Fuck walking him! If you're going to put him on base you may as well drill his ass!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
lol i like this answer.

As much as the thought of walking him with the bases loaded sucks, those numbers are insane. Five Grand Slams? What's the record for GS in a year I wonder?
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I can't fucking wait until the world knows that he's been using steroids for years.
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and that he's actually 35 years old

[savant]

I would ask him if he minded me making love his face. After he said he wouldn't mind, I'd grudge fuck his face.

[Mikey]

not have the bases loaded before he comes to bat?

[funkster]

<!--quoteo(post=55883:date=Aug 5 2009, 04:36 PM:name=Runnys)-->QUOTE (Runnys @ Aug 5 2009, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->As was said above, it depends on the score and the situation. If we are up by more than 1 run I honestly think I take my chances with Holliday and walk him.

IIRC, didn't Brenly walk Bonds with the bases loaded when the DBacks had a 2 run lead?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah I think so.

[leonardsipes]

I remember that game. It was 2 outs in the 9th, 2 run lead. The next guy got out and the Giants lost. I think it may have been when Showalter was still the manager.

[Clapp]

<!--quoteo(post=55880:date=Aug 5 2009, 03:33 PM:name=The Dude)-->QUOTE (The Dude @ Aug 5 2009, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You're all pussies.

Pitch to him and strike his ass out.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
There's only 7 hitters in the NL that strike out less than he does per at bat.

[Destined]

<!--quoteo(post=56023:date=Aug 5 2009, 07:04 PM:name=Clapp)-->QUOTE (Clapp @ Aug 5 2009, 07:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=55880:date=Aug 5 2009, 03:33 PM:name=The Dude)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Dude @ Aug 5 2009, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You're all pussies.

Pitch to him and strike his ass out.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
There's only 7 hitters in the NL that strike out less than he does per at bat.
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Juan Pierre is one of em.

[kbwsb]

<!--quoteo(post=55870:date=Aug 5 2009, 04:26 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Aug 5 2009, 04:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->you know what i'd do seriously? i'd pitch to him. fuck him. he's human and with a closer like gregg, why would i be scared?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
tom, these days I think we take for granted that you say a lot of funny things.
But that one had me laughing <i>loudly</i>. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img] [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

[vegascub]

I saw he got hit by a pitch on the hand today. Why the fuck couldn't it break it?

Edit: Actually I just read it was near his elbow. Still!!!

[Coldneck]

<!--quoteo(post=56042:date=Aug 6 2009, 12:54 AM:name=vegascub)-->QUOTE (vegascub @ Aug 6 2009, 12:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I saw he got hit by a pitch on the hand today. Why the fuck couldn't it break it?

Edit: Actually I just read it was near his elbow. Still!!!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Don't root for injuries. Karma is a bitch.

[vitaminB]

<!--quoteo(post=56023:date=Aug 5 2009, 10:04 PM:name=Clapp)-->QUOTE (Clapp @ Aug 5 2009, 10:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=55880:date=Aug 5 2009, 03:33 PM:name=The Dude)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Dude @ Aug 5 2009, 03:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You're all pussies.

Pitch to him and strike his ass out.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
There's only 7 hitters in the NL that strike out less than he does per at bat.
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He has 5 grand slams, and he's only swung and missed two times. That is insane.

Here is what I would do. I'd send the pitcher to LF and let Soriano pitch to him, under handed.

[offcolorpoetry]

<!--quoteo(post=55891:date=Aug 5 2009, 04:59 PM:name=dvdastud)-->QUOTE (dvdastud @ Aug 5 2009, 04:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=55878:date=Aug 5 2009, 04:30 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Aug 5 2009, 04:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=55875:date=Aug 5 2009, 04:28 PM:name=funkster)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (funkster @ Aug 5 2009, 04:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=55871:date=Aug 5 2009, 04:27 PM:name=Jody)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jody @ Aug 5 2009, 04:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Fuck walking him! If you're going to put him on base you may as well drill his ass!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
lol i like this answer.

As much as the thought of walking him with the bases loaded sucks, those numbers are insane. Five Grand Slams? What's the record for GS in a year I wonder?
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I can't fucking wait until the world knows that he's been using steroids for years.
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and that he's actually 35 years old
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Both are likely true.