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Cubs vs. Astros 8/31
#1
Harden has apparently forgotten how to throw strikes.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
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#2
I'd like to see someone bash Valverde's skull in.
This is not some silly theory that's unsupported and deserves being mocked by photos of Xena.  [Image: ITgoyeg.png]
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#3
You can use Michael Bourne as the blunt instrument with which Valverde's skull will be bashed.
This is not some silly theory that's unsupported and deserves being mocked by photos of Xena.  [Image: ITgoyeg.png]
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#4
<!--quoteo(post=60892:date=Aug 31 2009, 09:33 PM:name=Kid)-->QUOTE (Kid @ Aug 31 2009, 09:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'd like to see someone bash Valverde's skull in.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
No kidding. He is such an annoying douchebag. How many different superstitious tics can one person add to their repertoire, for fuck's sake?
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#5
<!--quoteo(post=60915:date=Sep 1 2009, 09:43 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Sep 1 2009, 09:43 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=60892:date=Aug 31 2009, 09:33 PM:name=Kid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid @ Aug 31 2009, 09:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'd like to see someone bash Valverde's skull in.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
No kidding. He is such an annoying douchebag. How many different superstitious tics can one person add to their repertoire, for fuck's sake?
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If he ever adds sacrificing a live human to his shtick, can we offer up Miles?
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#6
<!--quoteo(post=60892:date=Aug 31 2009, 10:33 PM:name=Kid)-->QUOTE (Kid @ Aug 31 2009, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'd like to see someone bash Valverde's skull in.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'd rather the Cubs signed him in the off season to be the closer.
One dick can poke an eye out. A hundred dicks can move mountains.
--Veryzer

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#7
<!--quoteo(post=60917:date=Sep 1 2009, 10:05 AM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Sep 1 2009, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=60892:date=Aug 31 2009, 10:33 PM:name=Kid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid @ Aug 31 2009, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'd like to see someone bash Valverde's skull in.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'd rather the Cubs signed him in the off season to be the closer.
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Please no.
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#8
<!--quoteo(post=60918:date=Sep 1 2009, 11:22 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Sep 1 2009, 11:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=60917:date=Sep 1 2009, 10:05 AM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Sep 1 2009, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=60892:date=Aug 31 2009, 10:33 PM:name=Kid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid @ Aug 31 2009, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'd like to see someone bash Valverde's skull in.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'd rather the Cubs signed him in the off season to be the closer.
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Please no.
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Why not? The dude has serious skills.
One dick can poke an eye out. A hundred dicks can move mountains.
--Veryzer

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#9
<!--quoteo(post=61760:date=Sep 4 2009, 09:04 AM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Sep 4 2009, 09:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=60918:date=Sep 1 2009, 11:22 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Sep 1 2009, 11:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=60917:date=Sep 1 2009, 10:05 AM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Sep 1 2009, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=60892:date=Aug 31 2009, 10:33 PM:name=Kid)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid @ Aug 31 2009, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'd like to see someone bash Valverde's skull in.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'd rather the Cubs signed him in the off season to be the closer.
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Please no.
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Why not? The dude has serious skills.
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I can't stand the douche.

He's also going to get paid way more than he's worth -- hopefully by some other team.
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#10
I'd make a run at Soriano in Atlanta
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