So what gives?

[rok]

Why aren't we wheeling and dealing? It's about 1 month before pitchers and catchers report, and we still have 2-3 holes to fill. What in god's name is Hendry doing?

Are we simply waiting for free agents and other teams to get desperate? This is a dangerous game to play. Anyway, I'm just bored out of my skull right now sports-wise. This place and Cubdom in general is in a stupor. I need some action and I demand some answers.

Thoughts?

[Dirk]

<!--quoteo(post=77268:date=Jan 25 2010, 01:25 PM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Jan 25 2010, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Why aren't we wheeling and dealing? It's about 1 month before pitchers and catchers report, and we still have 2-3 holes to fill.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your mom has 2-3 holes to fill.

[jstraw]

<!--quoteo(post=77269:date=Jan 25 2010, 12:30 PM:name=Dirk)-->QUOTE (Dirk @ Jan 25 2010, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77268:date=Jan 25 2010, 01:25 PM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Jan 25 2010, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Why aren't we wheeling and dealing? It's about 1 month before pitchers and catchers report, and we still have 2-3 holes to fill.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your mom has 2-3 holes to fill.
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It would serve you right if his mother was dead.

[Dirk]

<!--quoteo(post=77271:date=Jan 25 2010, 01:46 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Jan 25 2010, 01:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77269:date=Jan 25 2010, 12:30 PM:name=Dirk)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dirk @ Jan 25 2010, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77268:date=Jan 25 2010, 01:25 PM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Jan 25 2010, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Why aren't we wheeling and dealing? It's about 1 month before pitchers and catchers report, and we still have 2-3 holes to fill.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your mom has 2-3 holes to fill.
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It would serve you right if his mother was dead.
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That's the chance you take when you fire off a your mom joke. Greatness is rarely achieved without taking a risk.

[1060Ivy]

<!--quoteo(post=77271:date=Jan 25 2010, 12:46 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Jan 25 2010, 12:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77269:date=Jan 25 2010, 12:30 PM:name=Dirk)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dirk @ Jan 25 2010, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77268:date=Jan 25 2010, 01:25 PM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Jan 25 2010, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Why aren't we wheeling and dealing? It's about 1 month before pitchers and catchers report, and we still have 2-3 holes to fill.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Your mom has 2-3 holes to fill.
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It would serve you right if his mother was dead.
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If she is dead, depending on how the body was disposed and time elapsed since disposal, she might have more holes to fill.

Hey, it's a slow day.

[rok]

This is the thanks I get for trying to stir up some discussion.

There is a special place reserved in hell for each and every one of you, and your mothers too.

[The Dude]

Who is having a worse offseason, the Cubs or Bears?

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

<!--quoteo(post=77279:date=Jan 25 2010, 02:59 PM:name=The Dude)-->QUOTE (The Dude @ Jan 25 2010, 02:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Who is having a worse offseason, the Cubs or Bears?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Rok's mom.

[Destined]

Does Hendry have a twitter to follow? On a slow day like today, I'd like to follow his calorie intake.

[ruby23]

No one's doing anything though, it's not just the Cubs. Everyone's waiting until the last second to sign guys to the cheapest deals possible. I expect people will be filling out their rosters up until the first pitch is thrown on Opening Day.

[jstraw]

<!--quoteo(post=77280:date=Jan 25 2010, 02:03 PM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Jan 25 2010, 02:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77279:date=Jan 25 2010, 02:59 PM:name=The Dude)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Dude @ Jan 25 2010, 02:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Who is having a worse offseason, the Cubs or Bears?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Rok's mom.
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I don't think Rok's mom has an offseason.

[Rappster]

Remember that time Dirk shot off that dig at my mother when she was in the hospital?


I had to PM him eight times to keep him from taking the gas pipe...

[jstraw]

<!--quoteo(post=77288:date=Jan 25 2010, 02:27 PM:name=Rappster)-->QUOTE (Rappster @ Jan 25 2010, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Remember that time Dirk shot off that dig at my mother when she was in the hospital?


I had to PM him eight times to keep him from taking the gas pipe...<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Some risk taker. What a pussy.

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

<!--quoteo(post=77286:date=Jan 25 2010, 03:23 PM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Jan 25 2010, 03:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77280:date=Jan 25 2010, 02:03 PM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Jan 25 2010, 02:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=77279:date=Jan 25 2010, 02:59 PM:name=The Dude)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Dude @ Jan 25 2010, 02:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Who is having a worse offseason, the Cubs or Bears?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Rok's mom.
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I don't think Rok's mom has an offseason.
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AND HE KNOCKS IT DOWN!

[Jody]

If this thread turns into a Yo Mama thread I will be very happier than a puppy with two peters.