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Brewers building statue of Selig
#1
Seriously?

Selig statue
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#2
Hopefully one day it will be defaced and toppled just like that Iraqi statue of Saddam.
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#3
<!--quoteo(post=79033:date=Feb 9 2010, 09:51 AM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Feb 9 2010, 09:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Hopefully one day it will be defaced and toppled just like that Iraqi statue of Saddam.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Even the good people of Milwaukee can't be all that psyched about a Selig statue outside the park, can they?
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#4
So my question is, what pose do they put Selig in for this ridiculous statue? I think one of Bud giving the fans the bird while applying a performance enhancing lotion onto Barry Bonds' thigh.
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#5
<!--quoteo(post=79036:date=Feb 9 2010, 10:00 AM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Feb 9 2010, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->So my question is, what pose do they put Selig in for this ridiculous statue? I think one of Bud giving the fans the bird while applying a performance enhancing lotion onto Barry Bonds' thigh.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm thinking it should look exactly like this:

[Image: small_lg_selig_ap.jpg]
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#6
As much as he is hated as commissioner, there probably wouldn't be a team in Milwaukee without Selig making it happen.
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#7
I hope it has polyester pants and a disappointing erection...
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#8
So that would be the second Selig Statue.
There's one already in Oz Park.

If you look closely, he's actually wearing a 70's Brewers jersey.

<b>There's a string in the back of the statue that you pull and Bud says...</b>
"I wish I had a brain."
"The DH isn't so bad"
"Brewers to the NL...Genius"
"Prince is going to eat Milwaukee"
"What if the game is a tie?"
"Steriods...Steriods...we don't have no stinkin Steroids"


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#9
<!--quoteo(post=79054:date=Feb 9 2010, 11:51 AM:name=MW4)-->QUOTE (MW4 @ Feb 9 2010, 11:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->So that would be the second Selig Statue.
There's one already in Oz Park.

If you look closely, he's actually wearing a 70's Brewers jersey.

<b>There's a string in the back of the statue that you pull and Bud says...</b>
"I wish I had a brain."
"The DH isn't so bad"
"Brewers to the NL...Genius"
"Prince is going to eat Milwaukee"
"What if the game is a tie?"
"Steriods...Steriods...we don't have no stinkin Steroids"


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#10
<!--quoteo(post=79039:date=Feb 9 2010, 10:20 AM:name=Brock)-->QUOTE (Brock @ Feb 9 2010, 10:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->As much as he is hated as commissioner, there probably wouldn't be a team in Milwaukee without Selig making it happen.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

The people of Milwaukee are probably better served with the Brewers in Milwaukee but what about the average baseball fan?

If the Brewers played in a town like Raleigh, NC or Las Vegas, NV is baseball better served than the Brewers playing in Milwaukee, WI?
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#11
<!--quoteo(post=79031:date=Feb 9 2010, 09:49 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Feb 9 2010, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Seriously?

Selig statue<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Norway is building a statue of Vidkun Quisling.
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#12
<!--quoteo(post=79072:date=Feb 9 2010, 01:51 PM:name=1060Ivy)-->QUOTE (1060Ivy @ Feb 9 2010, 01:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=79039:date=Feb 9 2010, 10:20 AM:name=Brock)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brock @ Feb 9 2010, 10:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->As much as he is hated as commissioner, there probably wouldn't be a team in Milwaukee without Selig making it happen.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

The people of Milwaukee are probably better served with the Brewers in Milwaukee but what about the average baseball fan?

If the Brewers played in a town like Raleigh, NC or Las Vegas, NV is baseball better served than the Brewers playing in Milwaukee, WI?
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I'm not sure, but that isn't the point, which is that it makes sense that a franchise would honor a guy that brought a professional baseball team to their city.
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#13
<!--quoteo(post=79037:date=Feb 9 2010, 10:05 AM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Feb 9 2010, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=79036:date=Feb 9 2010, 10:00 AM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Feb 9 2010, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->So my question is, what pose do they put Selig in for this ridiculous statue? I think one of Bud giving the fans the bird while applying a performance enhancing lotion onto Barry Bonds' thigh.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm thinking it should look exactly like this:

[Image: small_lg_selig_ap.jpg]
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I made that exact same joke on Facebook. Eerie.
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<!--quoteo(post=79101:date=Feb 9 2010, 04:28 PM:name=Dave)-->QUOTE (Dave @ Feb 9 2010, 04:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=79037:date=Feb 9 2010, 10:05 AM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Feb 9 2010, 10:05 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=79036:date=Feb 9 2010, 10:00 AM:name=rok)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (rok @ Feb 9 2010, 10:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->So my question is, what pose do they put Selig in for this ridiculous statue? I think one of Bud giving the fans the bird while applying a performance enhancing lotion onto Barry Bonds' thigh.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I'm thinking it should look exactly like this:

[Image: small_lg_selig_ap.jpg]
<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I made that exact same joke on Facebook. Eerie.
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I was just getting on here to say the same thing. It's bad when that's how everybody pictures you.
@TheBlogfines
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#15
Am I the only one who thinks Selig has done a pretty good job as commissioner, all things considered?
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