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<!--quoteo(post=81398:date=Mar 3 2010, 01:25 PM:name=funkster)-->QUOTE (funkster @ Mar 3 2010, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->He's had some decent longevity.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Fat Bastard is an immensely obese, hardly able to walk (weighing a metric ton) gardener and henchman hailing from Scotland. His extreme size endows Fat Bastard with super-human strength as exhibited by his prowess in the Sumo ring from Goldmember. This makes him a formidable enemy for Austin Powers. Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his frequent flatulence, his vulgar and revolting bad manners and his unusual eating habits, which include taste for Human infants (which he calls "the other other white meat") or anything that looks like a baby, e.g. small people. Fat Bastard has been a regular at Cub games since the early 80's when he tried several times (unsuccessfully) to eat the visiting San Diego Chicken.
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Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB
Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight
RIP Sarge
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<!--quoteo(post=81403:date=Mar 3 2010, 03:46 PM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Mar 3 2010, 03:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
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<!--quoteo(post=81316:date=Mar 3 2010, 08:03 AM:name=Ace)-->QUOTE (Ace @ Mar 3 2010, 08:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I just want to know, who's going to play first base for the Cubs this year? Isn't there anyone who can tell me?!?!?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Ron Coomer or GTFO.
One dick can poke an eye out. A hundred dicks can move mountains.
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<!--quoteo(post=81402:date=Mar 3 2010, 03:43 PM:name=MW4)-->QUOTE (MW4 @ Mar 3 2010, 03:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=81398:date=Mar 3 2010, 01:25 PM:name=funkster)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (funkster @ Mar 3 2010, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->He's had some decent longevity.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Stairs' mullet had some decent longevity too
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I think if the Cubs play hard and want it more than anyone else, they'll win.
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<!--quoteo(post=81394:date=Mar 3 2010, 03:21 PM:name=1060Ivy)-->QUOTE (1060Ivy @ Mar 3 2010, 03:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Use Stairs in Case of Emergency.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Do you make T-shirts?
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One dick can poke an eye out. A hundred dicks can move mountains.
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<!--quoteo(post=81782:date=Mar 6 2010, 09:56 AM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Mar 6 2010, 09:56 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=81394:date=Mar 3 2010, 03:21 PM:name=1060Ivy)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (1060Ivy @ Mar 3 2010, 03:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Use Stairs in Case of Emergency.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Do you make T-shirts?
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Didn't make the T but have a buddy who's a Philly fan who has one.
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This is a relief. I would have assumed Soriano wanted to get hurt. Silly me.
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<!--quoteo(post=81843:date=Mar 6 2010, 11:15 PM:name=dk123)-->QUOTE (dk123 @ Mar 6 2010, 11:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->This is a relief. I would have assumed Soriano wanted to get hurt. Silly me.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Joke if yo want to but he struggled a lot last season before anyone came forward and said he was playing hurt. Am I the only person that ever felt like that might have been at least in part, a face-saving explanation that's easier to live with than that he's just getting old or just playing without focus or motivation?
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<!--quoteo(post=81851:date=Mar 7 2010, 09:17 AM:name=jstraw)-->QUOTE (jstraw @ Mar 7 2010, 09:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=81843:date=Mar 6 2010, 11:15 PM:name=dk123)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dk123 @ Mar 6 2010, 11:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->This is a relief. I would have assumed Soriano wanted to get hurt. Silly me.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Joke if yo want to but he struggled a lot last season before anyone came forward and said he was playing hurt. Am I the only person that ever felt like that might have been at least in part, a face-saving explanation that's easier to live with than that he's just getting old or just playing without focus or motivation?
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No, you're not.
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<!--quoteo(post=81403:date=Mar 3 2010, 03:46 PM:name=Jody)-->QUOTE (Jody @ Mar 3 2010, 03:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Said by the great Mitch Hedberg.
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yeppers
I picture a pissed-off Amazon bitch; uncontrollable, disobedient, boldly resisting any kind of emotional shackles...angrily begging for more ejaculate. -KB
Showing your teeth is a sign of weakness in primates. Whenever someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. - Dwight
RIP Sarge
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