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ESPN Wojciechowski "Soriano Wants to Stay Healthy"
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#1
03-02-2010, 06:36 PM
Gene states the obvious.

1) Soriano hasn't been able to stay healthy since joining the Cubs.

2) The old Soriano of 40 SB and 40 HRs is gone.

3) Cubs won't be able to compete this year without a productive Soriano playing the full season.


http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/sto...echowski/100302
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03-02-2010, 06:54 PM
snoooze....ESPN is so annoying.
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03-02-2010, 07:02 PM
Maybe if I can also be a "Captain Obvious", I can get a job at ESPN...
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03-03-2010, 02:59 AM
Does this make Zambrano our ace this year?
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03-03-2010, 09:02 AM
<!--quoteo(post=81308:date=Mar 3 2010, 12:59 AM:name=Destined)-->QUOTE (Destined @ Mar 3 2010, 12:59 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Does this make Zambrano our ace this year?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

It's always been his spot to lose.
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03-03-2010, 09:03 AM
I just want to know, who's going to play first base for the Cubs this year? Isn't there anyone who can tell me?!?!?
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03-03-2010, 10:31 AM
Leon Durham?
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03-03-2010, 10:32 AM
Fred McGriff?
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03-03-2010, 12:09 PM
Gracie?!
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03-03-2010, 12:20 PM
Randall Simon.
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03-03-2010, 12:44 PM
I'm going to go with Derrek Lee.
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03-03-2010, 02:11 PM
[Image: mattstairs.jpg]



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03-03-2010, 04:16 PM
<!--quoteo-->QUOTE <!--quotec-->Soriano had a gear removed from his clutch.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Last time I checked there were no gears in a clutch.
Gears in a transmission yes, clutch no.
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03-03-2010, 04:21 PM
<!--quoteo(post=81371:date=Mar 3 2010, 12:11 PM:name=funkster)-->QUOTE (funkster @ Mar 3 2010, 12:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->[Image: mattstairs.jpg]



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Use Stairs in Case of Emergency.

Believe Padres signed Matt in the offseason
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#15
03-03-2010, 05:25 PM
He's had some decent longevity.
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