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Opponent team nicknames
#1
Biggz said: Yeah, that's where I'm at. Hopefully the Asstrolls revert to their losing ways.

I've never heard that one before. I've heard "Tards, Butt Pirates, SpEDs, Meth Heads, Spankees...am I missing any? Don't the Brewers have anything more offensive to call them than Cheeseheads?
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#2
Sometimes I call the Mets the Metropolitans.
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#3
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#4
Ace: "Well, there's the Trolley Dodgers, the Brave Native Americans, and the Beautiful Large Fish Off The Florida Waters That They Shouldn't Be Catching For Sport. I hope we beat those guys."
There's nothing better than to realize that the good things about youth don't end with youth itself. It's a matter of realizing that life can be renewed every day you get out of bed without baggage. It's tough to get there, but it's better than the dark thoughts. -Lance
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#5
Awesome, Kabes.

Oh, and maybe something like the Screwers?
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#6
I have heard dipshit Hawk Harrelson call the Red Sox the Carmines ever since I was a kid, and to this day have no idea why or where he came up with that shit.
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#7
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine

Hawk be a motherfucking scientist.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin 



"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v

 
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#8
<!--quoteo(post=89744:date=Apr 15 2010, 08:40 PM:name=biggz)-->QUOTE (biggz @ Apr 15 2010, 08:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine

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I prefer dipshit.
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<!--quoteo(post=89745:date=Apr 15 2010, 08:44 PM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Apr 15 2010, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=89744:date=Apr 15 2010, 08:40 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Apr 15 2010, 08:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine

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I prefer dipshit.
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That too. He ruined MLB Tonight for me last night. Couldn't make it through the highlights with his dumbass HR calls.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." - George Carlin 



"That was some of the saddest stuff I've ever read. Fuck cancer and AIDS, ignorance is the scourge of the land." - tom v

 
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#10
ever since 2007 i have called the Diamondbacks the Diamondfags. I was there for Game 1 and really cant stand the fair weather fans they have.
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#11
I like DBags, BJays, and gA's.
I hate my pretentious sounding username too.
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<!--quoteo(post=89766:date=Apr 16 2010, 12:20 AM:name=sundevil1)-->QUOTE (sundevil1 @ Apr 16 2010, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->ever since 2007 i have called the Diamondbacks the Diamondfags. I was there for Game 1 and really cant stand the fair weather fans they have.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You should totally print that on a shirt and sell it!
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#13
From Deadspin; this is off-topic, but it cracked me up:
Baseball desperately needs customized batting helmets. Why the fuck not? They already slather those things with buckets of pine tar, tobacco juice, sunflower seed husks, and used Dominican TP anyway (yaki yaki!). They look like shit. Maybe if you let players paint a golden skull on their own helmet, they wouldn't be so quick to tar them with their own feces. And it's not like in football, where the helmet plays crucial role in identifying an opponent. Helmet or not, you know damn well who's playing for whom on the baseball field. The guy batting. The guy leading off from first and not wearing a fielding glove. Those guys are quite obviously NOT on the defense. I say, let those fuckers paint a big-titted chick on a Harley on their helmets if they please.
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