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Opponent team nicknames - kbwsb - 04-15-2010
Biggz said: Yeah, that's where I'm at. Hopefully the Asstrolls revert to their losing ways.
I've never heard that one before. I've heard "Tards, Butt Pirates, SpEDs, Meth Heads, Spankees...am I missing any? Don't the Brewers have anything more offensive to call them than Cheeseheads?
Opponent team nicknames - Ace - 04-15-2010
Sometimes I call the Mets the Metropolitans.
Opponent team nicknames - dk123 - 04-15-2010
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Opponent team nicknames - kbwsb - 04-15-2010
Ace: "Well, there's the Trolley Dodgers, the Brave Native Americans, and the Beautiful Large Fish Off The Florida Waters That They Shouldn't Be Catching For Sport. I hope we beat those guys."
Opponent team nicknames - biggz - 04-15-2010
Awesome, Kabes.
Oh, and maybe something like the Screwers?
Opponent team nicknames - rok - 04-15-2010
I have heard dipshit Hawk Harrelson call the Red Sox the Carmines ever since I was a kid, and to this day have no idea why or where he came up with that shit.
Opponent team nicknames - biggz - 04-15-2010
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine
Hawk be a motherfucking scientist.
Opponent team nicknames - rok - 04-15-2010
<!--quoteo(post=89744:date=Apr 15 2010, 08:40 PM:name=biggz)-->QUOTE (biggz @ Apr 15 2010, 08:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine
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I prefer dipshit.
Opponent team nicknames - biggz - 04-15-2010
<!--quoteo(post=89745:date=Apr 15 2010, 08:44 PM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Apr 15 2010, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=89744:date=Apr 15 2010, 08:40 PM:name=biggz)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (biggz @ Apr 15 2010, 08:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmine
Hawk be a motherfucking scientist.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
I prefer dipshit.
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That too. He ruined MLB Tonight for me last night. Couldn't make it through the highlights with his dumbass HR calls.
Opponent team nicknames - sundevil1 - 04-16-2010
ever since 2007 i have called the Diamondbacks the Diamondfags. I was there for Game 1 and really cant stand the fair weather fans they have.
Opponent team nicknames - Destined - 04-16-2010
I like DBags, BJays, and gA's.
Opponent team nicknames - dk123 - 04-16-2010
<!--quoteo(post=89766:date=Apr 16 2010, 12:20 AM:name=sundevil1)-->QUOTE (sundevil1 @ Apr 16 2010, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->ever since 2007 i have called the Diamondbacks the Diamondfags. I was there for Game 1 and really cant stand the fair weather fans they have.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You should totally print that on a shirt and sell it!
Opponent team nicknames - kbwsb - 04-17-2010
From Deadspin; this is off-topic, but it cracked me up:
Baseball desperately needs customized batting helmets. Why the fuck not? They already slather those things with buckets of pine tar, tobacco juice, sunflower seed husks, and used Dominican TP anyway (yaki yaki!). They look like shit. Maybe if you let players paint a golden skull on their own helmet, they wouldn't be so quick to tar them with their own feces. And it's not like in football, where the helmet plays crucial role in identifying an opponent. Helmet or not, you know damn well who's playing for whom on the baseball field. The guy batting. The guy leading off from first and not wearing a fielding glove. Those guys are quite obviously NOT on the defense. I say, let those fuckers paint a big-titted chick on a Harley on their helmets if they please.