Friggin' Cardinals

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

<!--quoteo(post=58177:date=Aug 17 2009, 08:40 AM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Aug 17 2009, 08:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=58160:date=Aug 17 2009, 01:39 AM:name=Beams)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Beams @ Aug 17 2009, 01:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=58156:date=Aug 16 2009, 10:33 PM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Aug 16 2009, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><b><!--coloro:#FF0000--><!--/coloro-->At this rate I want the Cardinals to win the fuggin division. It will make Joel Piniero's and Julio Lugo's and Colby Assmunch's playoff meltdown all the goddamned sweeter since the fucking Whitesnake-haired, red-shoelace-wearing, come to Chicago to see a real city, Arch-humping, Ted Drews-custard nuzzling, assoholic Cards fans will have been lulled into a sense of superiority.</b><!--colorc-->
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I don't like Cardinals fans much.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I can see why you'd think all that

but just know that Ted Drewes is in fact, delicious.
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Hmm. I "enjoyed" a misspent year as a youth at SLU. I do enjoy me some Ted Drew<b>[e]</b>s, but I had to crap all over it to lend cultural believability and local flair. If I recall correctly, they serve a Cub-themed sundae on the days when the Cubs come to town.

Truth to tell, while it couldn't compare to Chicago deep-dish, I also kinda dig Imo's four-cheese thin crust pizza.

Still, I stand by my highly logical original premise,<!--coloro:#FF0000--><!--/coloro--><b> which is that people from St. Charles and Adam Wainwright need to get ass-fucked on Vandeventer by the Arch. Sideways.</b><!--colorc-->
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I'd just like to take this opportunity to congratulate myself on my prescience. For, if Matt Holiday's error wasn't the baseball equivalent of a sideways Arch-ass fucking, then I don't know my baseball.

Nor ass fucking.

You may all give me "thank you" [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blowjob.gif[/img]s now.