06-18-2009, 09:57 PM
Watching the replay of this game, listening to Hawk Harrelson be the complete assbag he always is, all the while knowing that he will be crying like a bitch before it's over.
It's in the 7th inning right now. Ramirez just hit a 2 run homer to put the Sox up 2. Harrelson reacts by announcing the home run as if it's Bobby Thompson's shot heard round the world. I shit you not, he just screamed "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD, YESSSS! HELL YES!!!!!!". That's right. The announcer for the White Sox just said "Hell yes" because his sub .500 team just hit a home run in the 7th inning of a game being played in June. The announcer for a MAJOR league baseball team. Not the inebriated fuckwit sitting next to you at the local tavern. A major league announcer.
The man is a complete and utter joke.
It's in the 7th inning right now. Ramirez just hit a 2 run homer to put the Sox up 2. Harrelson reacts by announcing the home run as if it's Bobby Thompson's shot heard round the world. I shit you not, he just screamed "YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD, YESSSS! HELL YES!!!!!!". That's right. The announcer for the White Sox just said "Hell yes" because his sub .500 team just hit a home run in the 7th inning of a game being played in June. The announcer for a MAJOR league baseball team. Not the inebriated fuckwit sitting next to you at the local tavern. A major league announcer.
The man is a complete and utter joke.
I wish that I believed in Fate. I wish I didn't sleep so late. I used to be carried in the arms of cheerleaders.