05-03-2009, 01:48 PM
In my mind, 31 wouldn't be retired for just one of the two guys. I mean, if Fergie was gonna get his number retired, I think it would have been a long time. However, since two great, but not quite legendary, Cubs wore the number, it deserves to be retired for the both of them.
The thing you need to remember is that all Cardinals fans and all White Sox fans are very bad people. It's a fact that has been scientifically proven beyond a shadow of a doubt. Being a Cubs fan is the only path to rightousness and piousness. Cardinal and White Sox fans exist to be the dark, diabolical forces that oppose us. They are the yin to our yang, the Joker to our Batman, the demon to our angel, the insurgence to our freedom, the oil to our water, the club to our baby seal. Their happiness occurs only in direct conflict with everything that is pure and good in this world.
-Dirk
-Dirk