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Lets give every Cub player a nickname
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03-18-2009, 08:58 PM
Gaudin = Big Rack Attack

Fuku = Corkscrew

Bradley = M*A*S*H

Soriano = Yippie Skip

Reed Johnson = Boner Bill Birkenshaw

Soto = ROY Hobbs

Lee = Sleepy

Font = Blonde Bomber

Riot = Piss on a sparkplug

A-Ram = Slamma Jamma

Hoff = Human Hokie

Lou = Sizzle

Larry R = Preparation R

Z = Quarter Stick

Dempster = King of Comedy

Lilly = Left in the dark

Marshall = 3 day growth

Hardin = Fast MoFo

Smardijia (sp) = Cock Swallows

Marmol = Pride of the DR

Gregg = I'm not Woody

Hendry = The Baconator

Fat Bastard is an immensely obese, hardly able to walk (weighing a metric ton) gardener and henchman hailing from Scotland. His extreme size endows Fat Bastard with super-human strength as exhibited by his prowess in the Sumo ring from Goldmember. This makes him a formidable enemy for Austin Powers. Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his frequent flatulence, his vulgar and revolting bad manners and his unusual eating habits, which include taste for Human infants (which he calls "the other other white meat") or anything that looks like a baby, e.g. small people. Fat Bastard has been a regular at Cub games since the early 80's when he tried several times (unsuccessfully) to eat the visiting San Diego Chicken.
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Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Jody - 03-18-2009, 02:45 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Andy - 03-18-2009, 03:05 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Andy - 03-18-2009, 03:45 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by ruby23 - 03-18-2009, 03:59 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Jody - 03-18-2009, 04:08 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Fella - 03-18-2009, 04:17 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Clapp - 03-18-2009, 04:18 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Scarey - 03-18-2009, 04:32 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by rok - 03-18-2009, 04:59 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by jeffy - 03-18-2009, 05:06 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Jody - 03-18-2009, 05:09 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Brock - 03-18-2009, 05:17 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by ruby23 - 03-18-2009, 07:32 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by ruby23 - 03-18-2009, 07:41 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by ruby23 - 03-18-2009, 08:01 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Ace - 03-18-2009, 08:16 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by MW4 - 03-18-2009, 08:58 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by dk123 - 03-19-2009, 02:59 AM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by ruby23 - 03-19-2009, 11:12 AM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Jody - 03-19-2009, 11:20 AM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by dk123 - 03-19-2009, 01:04 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Jody - 03-19-2009, 03:43 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Jody - 03-19-2009, 05:06 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Jody - 03-19-2009, 05:15 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Quinn - 03-25-2009, 10:23 AM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Jody - 03-25-2009, 02:22 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Quinn - 03-25-2009, 04:17 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Jody - 03-25-2009, 04:30 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Clapp - 03-25-2009, 07:21 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by biggz - 03-25-2009, 08:12 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Mikey - 03-25-2009, 10:04 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Mikey - 03-25-2009, 10:10 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Mikey - 03-25-2009, 10:10 PM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Auz - 03-26-2009, 01:41 AM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Auz - 03-26-2009, 01:44 AM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Auz - 03-26-2009, 10:44 AM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Fella - 03-26-2009, 11:01 AM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by Andy - 04-13-2009, 10:02 AM
Lets give every Cub player a nickname - by biggz - 05-08-2009, 11:27 PM

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