Important question for Cub fans.....

[VanSlawAndCottoCheese]

I dunno if I could choose three. I'd like to think that, if I'm going to make a commitment to homosexual sex, that I would be able to commit for the season, kind of like Susan Saradon's character in <i>Bull Durham.</i> And, since I'm making Annie Savoy my model here, I'd be engaging in the relationship to get a rook to improve, so I'll go with the Shark, who would be my Nuke LaLoosh. Of course, there will be some sexual tension between the crafty vet who never fully capitalized on his ability in the bigs, the Crash Davis, if you will. In this case, Koyie Hill.

Yeah.