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Important question for Cub fans..... - veryzer - 03-11-2009

if you were gay (or female), which cub players would you bang and which three would you let bang you? pick three each.

bang:

1. derrek lee - he seems like a real nice guy. i think he'd appreciate the effort.
2. ryan dempster - see above.
3. neal cotts - i'd like to hate fuck him.

be banged by:

1. the font - if someones gonna go up my backside, i'd prefer it be a little guy.
2. the riot - see above.
3. the bako - duh! i mean, he's the bako. it would be an honor.

Important question for Cub fans..... - leonardsipes - 03-11-2009

I am the opposite. If I am going to get done, I would like it to be all the way. So I would switch the two groups. And the order too. I think it would have to be Cotts Dempster and then Lee.

It is pretty funny that Tom posted this here.

Important question for Cub fans..... - ColoradoCub - 03-11-2009

I don't think I'd wanna be banged by A-Ram... that just sounds painful.

Important question for Cub fans..... - Jody - 03-11-2009

Looking at Tom's profile along with this thread you would totally think he was gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Important question for Cub fans..... - rok - 03-11-2009

Fuk, if it would help him regain his stroke.

Important question for Cub fans..... - Scarey - 03-11-2009

<!--quoteo(post=22905:date=Mar 11 2009, 12:49 PM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Mar 11 2009, 12:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Fuk, if it would help him regain his stroke.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Calling out his name would be pretty natural too.

Important question for Cub fans..... - veryzer - 03-11-2009

<!--quoteo(post=22901:date=Mar 11 2009, 11:25 AM:name=leonardsipes)-->QUOTE (leonardsipes @ Mar 11 2009, 11:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I am the opposite. If I am going to get done, I would like it to be all the way. So I would switch the two groups. And the order too. I think it would have to be Cotts Dempster and then Lee.

It is pretty funny that Tom posted this here.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


i'm just trying to bring the gay back.

and rok, i like the way you think.

Important question for Cub fans..... - VanSlawAndCottoCheese - 03-11-2009

I dunno if I could choose three. I'd like to think that, if I'm going to make a commitment to homosexual sex, that I would be able to commit for the season, kind of like Susan Saradon's character in <i>Bull Durham.</i> And, since I'm making Annie Savoy my model here, I'd be engaging in the relationship to get a rook to improve, so I'll go with the Shark, who would be my Nuke LaLoosh. Of course, there will be some sexual tension between the crafty vet who never fully capitalized on his ability in the bigs, the Crash Davis, if you will. In this case, Koyie Hill.

Yeah.



Important question for Cub fans..... - Butcher - 03-11-2009

<!--quoteo(post=22917:date=Mar 11 2009, 02:12 PM:name=VanSlawAndCottoCheese)-->QUOTE (VanSlawAndCottoCheese @ Mar 11 2009, 02:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I dunno if I could choose three. I'd like to think that, if I'm going to make a commitment to homosexual sex, that I would be able to commit for the season, kind of like Susan Saradon's character in <i>Bull Durham.</i> And, since I'm making Annie Savoy my model here, I'd be engaging in the relationship to get a rook to improve, so I'll go with the Shark, who would be my Nuke LaLoosh. Of course, there will be some sexual tension between the crafty vet who never fully capitalized on his ability in the bigs, the Crash Davis, if you will. In this case, Koyie Hill.

Yeah.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]

VanSlaw is awesome.

Important question for Cub fans..... - kbwsb - 03-11-2009

VanSlaw, rok and tom have all made me laugh out loud.

Important question for Cub fans..... - veryzer - 03-12-2009

i like the way vanslaw thinks.

come on guys, we've yet to hear from a lot of you. lets bring the gay back. lets come on guys.

Important question for Cub fans..... - biggz - 03-12-2009

<!--quoteo(post=23060:date=Mar 12 2009, 08:32 AM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Mar 12 2009, 08:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->lets come on guys.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

With pleasure.

bang:

1. Theriot - I don't trust him to give me a reach around.
2. Shark - I would probably rip out his mullet when I came.
3. Dempster - Seems like a bottom that likes to cuddle afterwards.

be banged by:

1. Dick Harden - If there was one guy I'd go gay for, it'd be him. Dude's a stud. I'd fuck him, but he'd probably get hurt.
2. Font - Little Babe Ruth is probably a beast in the sack.
3. Milton Bradley - Guy is passionate in baseball, so I bet he's passionate in bed.

Important question for Cub fans..... - VanSlawAndCottoCheese - 03-13-2009

<!--quoteo(post=22919:date=Mar 11 2009, 03:18 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Mar 11 2009, 03:18 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->VanSlaw is awesome.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
This is <b>exactly</b> what the Shark will be screaming.

Important question for Cub fans..... - Addison - 03-14-2009

I'd be more than happy to allow DeRosa to... oh wait... Shit! He's gone. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/brickwall.gif[/img]

Guess I'll have to pick Johnson to reed me.

Important question for Cub fans..... - Lance - 03-14-2009

<!--quoteo(post=23392:date=Mar 14 2009, 05:16 PM:name=Addison)-->QUOTE (Addison @ Mar 14 2009, 05:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I'd be more than happy to allow DeRosa to... oh wait... Shit! He's gone. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/brickwall.gif[/img]

Guess I'll have to pick Johnson to reed me.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->


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