Buehrle is perfect through 7

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=51553:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Buerhle grew up a Cards fan, is now a White Sox, and is clearly a grade A douchebag on top of it. He is the trifecta of fuckbutter. Cheering for him to be successful or finding joy in anything he does is tantamount to cheering for a pedophile during a job interview at a daycare center.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Quote of the fucking year. I love you, ruby.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=51551:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:22 PM:name=Oatmealcookie)-->QUOTE (Oatmealcookie @ Jul 23 2009, 07:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51549:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:20 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 23 2009, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51530:date=Jul 23 2009, 06:38 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 23 2009, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51528:date=Jul 23 2009, 06:33 PM:name=Ronsantorocks)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ronsantorocks @ Jul 23 2009, 06:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I agree with Butch. I wouldn't have cared if it wasn't Mark Guehrle and the White Socks<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh, I see what you did with that. Girl-E right? Clever.
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wow, you just hate it when anyone bashes the white sox don't you? it drives you nuts.
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I dont post a whole lot but ive seen this guy post quite a bit. Ill put money on the fact that hes one of those sox/cub fans. The kind that just cant pick one side of town.

Friggin pussy.
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You, fine sir, need to post more often.

[ruby23]

<!--quoteo(post=51561:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:30 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 23 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51553:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Buerhle grew up a Cards fan, is now a White Sox, and is clearly a grade A douchebag on top of it. He is the trifecta of fuckbutter. Cheering for him to be successful or finding joy in anything he does is tantamount to cheering for a pedophile during a job interview at a daycare center.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Quote of the fucking year. I love you, ruby.
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Seriously, I don't see how anyone who claims to be a Cub fan could find anything remotely positive about what he did. If it were any other Sox pitcher, I think I'd feel differently, but not Buehrle. There is not a single redeeming quality about him, nothing. Being a Sox player/fan does not make you a douchebag (see Thome, Dye, etc.). Being a Cards player/fan does not make you a douchebag (see Carpenter, DeRosa, etc.). Being Mark Buehrle, however, makes you a douchebag. He's a cock knocker, plain and simple, and I wouldn't mind never hearing his name said ever again.

[veryzer]

<!--quoteo(post=51563:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:33 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 23 2009, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51551:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:22 PM:name=Oatmealcookie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Oatmealcookie @ Jul 23 2009, 07:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51549:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:20 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 23 2009, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51530:date=Jul 23 2009, 06:38 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 23 2009, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51528:date=Jul 23 2009, 06:33 PM:name=Ronsantorocks)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ronsantorocks @ Jul 23 2009, 06:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I agree with Butch. I wouldn't have cared if it wasn't Mark Guehrle and the White Socks<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh, I see what you did with that. Girl-E right? Clever.
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wow, you just hate it when anyone bashes the white sox don't you? it drives you nuts.
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I dont post a whole lot but ive seen this guy post quite a bit. Ill put money on the fact that hes one of those sox/cub fans. The kind that just cant pick one side of town.

Friggin pussy.
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You, fine sir, need to post more often.
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it's funny how a new guy can peg pcb as if he knew him forever. i nominate oatmeal cookie for rookie of the year.

love ruby's response too. he's someone who gets it.

[veryzer]

buttfuck.

[veryzer]

<!--quoteo(post=51565:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:39 PM:name=ruby23)-->QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 23 2009, 07:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51561:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:30 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 23 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51553:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Buerhle grew up a Cards fan, is now a White Sox, and is clearly a grade A douchebag on top of it. He is the trifecta of fuckbutter. Cheering for him to be successful or finding joy in anything he does is tantamount to cheering for a pedophile during a job interview at a daycare center.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Quote of the fucking year. I love you, ruby.
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Seriously, I don't see how anyone who claims to be a Cub fan could find anything remotely positive about what he did. If it were any other Sox pitcher, I think I'd feel differently, but not Buehrle. There is not a single redeeming quality about him, nothing. Being a Sox player/fan does not make you a douchebag (see Thome, Dye, etc.). Being a Cards player/fan does not make you a douchebag (see Carpenter, DeRosa, etc.). Being Mark Buehrle, however, makes you a douchebag. He's a cock knocker, plain and simple, and I wouldn't mind never hearing his name said ever again.
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it's not just that though. i had the misfortune of turning on the score just in time to hear harrelson's call of the final out. it was excruciating. it made me want to scream. the fact that this giant bucket of ass drippings has gotten to witness two guehrle no-hitters and a championship is beyond sickening. i literally don't have the words to describe my burning festering nausea. it's all consuming.

[rok]

I recognize the historical context of the game, etc. I can even appreciate it to some degree. I'm not a single-minded fan who only likes my team and just barely enjoys the game. I love baseball 24/7, 365 days a year.

However, to ask me to ENJOY this moment is something that I can't do with a straight face. Maybe if it were some nobody pitcher on the Sox, I might feel even remotely satisfied to have witnessed this in my lifetime, but Buehrle is either my #1 or #2 (depending on the day and what AJP is up to) most hated current Sox player. He HATES the Cubs and everything they stand for. HATES Wrigley. HATES us. He has made that perfectly clear on several occasions.

So please, please, please don't ask me or anyone else to be happy for him. Good for the game of baseball, but fuck Buehrle right in the arse.....repeatedly and until it bleeds and his entrails spill out.

[veryzer]

i bet any money that pcb is hoping there's a replay tonight. he's beside himself with girlish glee.

[Butcher]

<!--quoteo(post=51568:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:44 PM:name=veryzer)-->QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 23 2009, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51565:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:39 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 23 2009, 07:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51561:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:30 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 23 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51553:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Buerhle grew up a Cards fan, is now a White Sox, and is clearly a grade A douchebag on top of it. He is the trifecta of fuckbutter. Cheering for him to be successful or finding joy in anything he does is tantamount to cheering for a pedophile during a job interview at a daycare center.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Quote of the fucking year. I love you, ruby.
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Seriously, I don't see how anyone who claims to be a Cub fan could find anything remotely positive about what he did. If it were any other Sox pitcher, I think I'd feel differently, but not Buehrle. There is not a single redeeming quality about him, nothing. Being a Sox player/fan does not make you a douchebag (see Thome, Dye, etc.). Being a Cards player/fan does not make you a douchebag (see Carpenter, DeRosa, etc.). Being Mark Buehrle, however, makes you a douchebag. He's a cock knocker, plain and simple, and I wouldn't mind never hearing his name said ever again.
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it's not just that though. i had the misfortune of turning on the score just in time to hear harrelson's call of the final out. it was excruciating. it made me want to scream. the fact that this giant bucket of ass drippings has gotten to witness two guehrle no-hitters and a championship is beyond sickening. i literally don't have the words to describe my burning festering nausea. it's all consuming.
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"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! HISTORY! HISTORY! HISTORY! YES! YES! *pauses to wipe jizz off the console* YES! YES! YES! YES! HISTORY! HISTORY! HISTORY!"

[ruby23]

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It's on right now.

[ruby23]

<!--quoteo(post=51569:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:45 PM:name=rok)-->QUOTE (rok @ Jul 23 2009, 07:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I recognize the historical context of the game, etc. I can even appreciate it to some degree. I'm not a single-minded fan who only likes my team and just barely enjoys the game. I love baseball 24/7, 365 days a year.

However, to ask me to ENJOY this moment is something that I can't do with a straight face. Maybe if it were some nobody pitcher on the Sox, I might feel even remotely satisfied to have witnessed this in my lifetime, but Buehrle is either my #1 or #2 (depending on the day and what AJP is up to) most hated current Sox player. He HATES the Cubs and everything they stand for. HATES Wrigley. HATES us. He has made that perfectly clear on several occasions.

So please, please, please don't ask me or anyone else to be happy for him. Good for the game of baseball, but fuck Buehrle right in the arse.....repeatedly and until it bleeds and his entrails spill out.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Yeah, if it was literally any other Sox starting pitcher, I would give anyone a pass for seeing some positive in it (I probably would even stick up for them). However, it wasn't someone else, it was King Dickbag.

[Ronsantorocks]

<!--quoteo(post=51551:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:22 PM:name=Oatmealcookie)-->QUOTE (Oatmealcookie @ Jul 23 2009, 07:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51549:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:20 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 23 2009, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51530:date=Jul 23 2009, 06:38 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 23 2009, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51528:date=Jul 23 2009, 06:33 PM:name=Ronsantorocks)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ronsantorocks @ Jul 23 2009, 06:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I agree with Butch. I wouldn't have cared if it wasn't Mark Guehrle and the White Socks<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh, I see what you did with that. Girl-E right? Clever.
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wow, you just hate it when anyone bashes the white sox don't you? it drives you nuts.
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I dont post a whole lot but ive seen this guy post quite a bit. Ill put money on the fact that hes one of those sox/cub fans. The kind that just cant pick one side of town.

Friggin pussy.
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HAHAHAHAHAAA . I think that guy just doesn't like me so anything I post he has to post something negative about what I said

[Ronsantorocks]

<!--quoteo(post=51575:date=Jul 23 2009, 08:50 PM:name=Butcher)-->QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 23 2009, 08:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51568:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:44 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 23 2009, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51565:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:39 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 23 2009, 07:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51561:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:30 PM:name=Butcher)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Butcher @ Jul 23 2009, 07:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51553:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM:name=ruby23)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ruby23 @ Jul 23 2009, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Buerhle grew up a Cards fan, is now a White Sox, and is clearly a grade A douchebag on top of it. He is the trifecta of fuckbutter. Cheering for him to be successful or finding joy in anything he does is tantamount to cheering for a pedophile during a job interview at a daycare center.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Quote of the fucking year. I love you, ruby.
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Seriously, I don't see how anyone who claims to be a Cub fan could find anything remotely positive about what he did. If it were any other Sox pitcher, I think I'd feel differently, but not Buehrle. There is not a single redeeming quality about him, nothing. Being a Sox player/fan does not make you a douchebag (see Thome, Dye, etc.). Being a Cards player/fan does not make you a douchebag (see Carpenter, DeRosa, etc.). Being Mark Buehrle, however, makes you a douchebag. He's a cock knocker, plain and simple, and I wouldn't mind never hearing his name said ever again.
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it's not just that though. i had the misfortune of turning on the score just in time to hear harrelson's call of the final out. it was excruciating. it made me want to scream. the fact that this giant bucket of ass drippings has gotten to witness two guehrle no-hitters and a championship is beyond sickening. i literally don't have the words to describe my burning festering nausea. it's all consuming.
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"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! HISTORY! HISTORY! HISTORY! YES! YES! *pauses to wipe jizz off the console* YES! YES! YES! YES! HISTORY! HISTORY! HISTORY!"
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HAHAAAAA.. I FUCKING HATE HAWK!!!!

[Bricklayer]

OK, since I was an eye-witness to "history" I will give my opinion.

Here is the thing, I had absolutely ZERO emotional investment in this game, so for me it never had that OMG feeling. Maybe it was the fact that we were in the upperdeck and practically no one behind us so I didn't exactly feel the electricity that you would think there would be. Perhaps in the lower bowl it was different since there were more people. And again, for better or worse, I was pretty much detached emotionally. I wasn't nearly as upset as I thought I would be yet neither did I have a sense of amazement or anything like that. I do think I would have been more annoyed if I watched it on tv, I don't know why. Don't get me wrong, I was hoping for someone to ruin it right to the last out, but I never had any outward emotions either way. It was the most zen-like detachment I've had at a baseball game ever.

And this is what I think it comes down to, I can't be impressed or taken back by something I truly am not concerned with. It could have been the Mariners and the Rangers for all I cared. Was it a good game? Absolutely. You couldn't have scripted it any better, I mean that catch was right out of a movie. If this was the Cubs I would have been floating on air, because I have devoted every ounce of my emotions to them for 40 years. They are the only thing in all sports that I truly care about. Everything else is just nothing to me.

I'm sorry if this offends any of you, and while I can appreciate the significance of the feat, I have no feelings of awe or a sense of being fortunate. That has been 100% reserved solely for the Cubs.

[dk123]

<!--quoteo(post=51583:date=Jul 23 2009, 09:46 PM:name=Ronsantorocks)-->QUOTE (Ronsantorocks @ Jul 23 2009, 09:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51551:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:22 PM:name=Oatmealcookie)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Oatmealcookie @ Jul 23 2009, 07:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51549:date=Jul 23 2009, 07:20 PM:name=veryzer)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (veryzer @ Jul 23 2009, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51530:date=Jul 23 2009, 06:38 PM:name=PcB)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PcB @ Jul 23 2009, 06:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec--><!--quoteo(post=51528:date=Jul 23 2009, 06:33 PM:name=Ronsantorocks)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ronsantorocks @ Jul 23 2009, 06:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I agree with Butch. I wouldn't have cared if it wasn't Mark Guehrle and the White Socks<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
Oh, I see what you did with that. Girl-E right? Clever.
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wow, you just hate it when anyone bashes the white sox don't you? it drives you nuts.
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I dont post a whole lot but ive seen this guy post quite a bit. Ill put money on the fact that hes one of those sox/cub fans. The kind that just cant pick one side of town.

Friggin pussy.
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HAHAHAHAHAAA . I think that guy just doesn't like me so anything I post he has to post something negative about what I said
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Someone isn't going to be getting an autographed Ryan Braun baseball for Christmas this year....