Kellen Winslow has big balls

[cherp]

I'm too juvinille to sit through a presser and say something like this with a straight face. I'll submit this to the audience for comment.


Kellen Winslow-TE- Buccaneers Jul. 20 - 4:02 pm et


Kellen Winslow revealed that he needed fluid drained from his testicles after catching a staph infection last season.

"My testicles were enlarged, to the point where it hurt to walk," Winslow said. The incident led to a severe falling out with the Browns, and Winslow passed the staph infection to his wife Janelle, who also needed to be hospitalized. "I had to clean it every day with a Q-Tip, for two and a half weeks," Winslow added. "It was the most painful thing I've ever been through."
Source: Akron Beacon Journal
Related: Browns

[bz]

Can he play 2nd base?

[Runnys]

Are the Cubs trading for him?

[Kid]

Is he a fraud that kept up a lie for years?

[Jody]

This was moved as it falls under "Otters".

[cherp]

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oops

Thanks

Back to Kellen's big inflamed balls...

[HeyChicago]

staph infection followed him from cleveland

[Andy]

So he's got elephantitis of the nuts, but still has no issue getting his groove on with his wife and passing along his business.

Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How does he ride a bike?
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun