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Kellen Winslow has big balls - cherp - 07-21-2009
I'm too juvinille to sit through a presser and say something like this with a straight face. I'll submit this to the audience for comment.
Kellen Winslow-TE- Buccaneers Jul. 20 - 4:02 pm et
Kellen Winslow revealed that he needed fluid drained from his testicles after catching a staph infection last season.
"My testicles were enlarged, to the point where it hurt to walk," Winslow said. The incident led to a severe falling out with the Browns, and Winslow passed the staph infection to his wife Janelle, who also needed to be hospitalized. "I had to clean it every day with a Q-Tip, for two and a half weeks," Winslow added. "It was the most painful thing I've ever been through."
Source: Akron Beacon Journal
Related: Browns
Kellen Winslow has big balls - bz - 07-21-2009
Can he play 2nd base?
Kellen Winslow has big balls - Runnys - 07-21-2009
Are the Cubs trading for him?
Kellen Winslow has big balls - Kid - 07-21-2009
Is he a fraud that kept up a lie for years?
Kellen Winslow has big balls - Jody - 07-21-2009
This was moved as it falls under "Otters".
Kellen Winslow has big balls - cherp - 07-21-2009
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oops
Thanks
Back to Kellen's big inflamed balls...
Kellen Winslow has big balls - HeyChicago - 07-30-2009
staph infection followed him from cleveland
Kellen Winslow has big balls - Andy - 07-30-2009
So he's got elephantitis of the nuts, but still has no issue getting his groove on with his wife and passing along his business.
Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: How does he ride a bike?
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun