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Name 3 players from the Cubs you'd want by your side if you were in a bar and a fight erupted. You may also pick 3 players league wide if you wish.
Cubs
1. Zambrano: He's fucking crazy and wouldn't give up.
2. Milton Bradley: Crazy, but with an injury risk. However, I think before he goes down he'd be in full on Wolverine berserker rampage mode.
3. Neal Cotts: Human shield.
League Wide
1. Dustin Pedroia: Hothead with a Napoleon complex.
2. Kyle Farnsworth: Stolen from Butch.
3. Frank Thomas
EDIT: Doesn't have to be current Cubs. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.gif[/img]
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Do they have to be current Cubs? I'm going to proceed as if not...
1. Big Z
2. Kyle Farnsworth
3. Glenallen Hill
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1. Z
2. Bradley
3. Gregg (no one would hit a man with glasses)
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Bradley and Z seem to be the obvious choices to me. Both would stick up for you and wouldn't back down from anything. Ted Lilly is my sleeper, dude's tough as nails and has that bulldog mentality.
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Current Cubs
1) Big Z
2) MB
3) Theriot - He's grindy
Former Cubs
1) Glenallen Hill
2) Antonio Alfonseca
3) Kyle Farnsworth
MLB
1) Vlad
2) Ugueth Urbina
3) Adrian Gonzalez
Wild Card for any sport
1) Ed Hochuli
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Milton: Gotta have somebody with a gun.
Zuleta: He's a beast, and probably can pull off some crazy voodoo shit. Maybe rip their heart out like in Indiana Jones: Temple Of Doom.
Farnsworth: If we decide to keep it a nice clean fight, Farnsworth is a sure tackler and can toss in the black eye punch.
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<b>Cubs</b>
Z
Milt
Lilly
<b>Non-Cubs</b>
Julio Castillo (the minor league pitcher that threw into the dugout)
Jose Offerman
Juan Marichal
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Andre Dawson- he was built like a brick shithouse.
Kerry Wood - He just looks like he could whoop some ass.
Fukudome - I guarantee he knows some of that chop saki shit.
Honorable mention goes to Rod Beck
Nolan Ryan - See Robin Ventura
Farnsworth - See Paul Wilson
Julian Tavarez - just because he looks like Tong Po from Kickboxer
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Current cubs:
Zambrano
Fukudome (he's a ninja)
Soto (catcher's are tough SOB's)
Former cubs:
Mark Grace (you know he has been in a bar fight before, love the experience)
Kyle Farnsworth
Sammy Sosa (he was freaking huge)
All of MLB:
Randy Johnson (6'10" and a mullet, you can't beat that combo)
Albert Pujols (need one fat guy who is on the juice)
Kevin Youkilis (Just fucking look at the guy)
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Theriot
Fontenot
And Freel's friend Farny
I like doing things the hard way.
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That's what she said.
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rafael palmeiro
dave martinez
cindy sandberg
Wang.
